Clean, but certainly not squeaky…

May 19, 2003 11:13pm
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Well, today I did something that I totally hadn’t planned on doing anytime soon – I applied for a new job down in Florida. My original plan was to live out the summer up here in scenic Northern Michigan, which didn’t seem like all that bad of an idea, but after I read the job description…and saw what kind of money they wanted to pay, I couldn’t hardly not throw in my two cents. It even sounds like a job that I might actually enjoy doing – imagine that!

In other news, I don’t know how civilization ever made it from day to day before the ever-popular shower poof was invented, but mine broke on me the other day and to put it in laymen’s terms, I ain’t lookin’ too pretty anymore! The wash cloth just doesn’t cut it, so I think a special trip to Wal-Mart is going to be necessary tomorrow to ensure that this situation is alleviated as soon as possible. Betcha you feel informed now, don’t you?!

5 Responses to Clean, but certainly not squeaky…

  1. mbuonauro says:

    What job?


  2. scott says:

    How can you steal something from me that I don’t technically even have yet? What are you, British or something???

  3. mbuonauro says:

    Seriously, what job?

  4. scott says:

    Well, it’s something about desktop publishing for a liquor company in the Tampa Bay area, but that’s about all that I know so far. I’m probably being overly ambitious, but it’s been a good twenty-four hours and I haven’t heard anything back so I don’t know if it’s got much actual potential or not…

    Know anybody who needs to fill a job?

  5. mbuonauro says:

    I’m looking for an assistant toe-licker. You would assist the toe-licking manager, doing office work and licking toes he missed.

    Email your resume and I’ll see what I can do.

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