Ooh! Ooh! A job listing for the Tampa Tribune, and with a position that I could actually handle, no less! Resume goes out first thing in the morning. (…anyone have experience with regular mail vs. applying online?)
Anywho, wish me luck, cross your fingers, and hands off ’cause I called it first! That means you, Michael…
I don’t want your job, Elvis. I’m too busy.
Also, I hope you get it and move here and then you see that Tampa sucks.
Orlando’s any better?
Yes. Yes it is.
How so?
Sew buttons.
It always comes back to textiles with you, doesn’t it?