I came home this evening to find a delinquency notice taped to the door of my apartment. You know the ones – penalties, late fees, legal action will apply if not promptly paid – all of that good stuff.

The amount in question? THREE DOLLARS

Of course, I’m a stickler for accuracy (call me crazy), so I verified my math and sure enough, the amount that I wrote my check for did cover my monthly bill. In fact, according to the bank, they cashed the exact amount of my monthly bill. Maybe it’s just me, but if I were the Account Manager sending out such legal documentation for late and unpaid rent, I’d double-check my math first before sending out an accusatory notice for three fucking dollars.

Yet another reason why I can’t wait to move out of this place…

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