- 12:07 Reading hotel reviews trying to find a place to stay tonight. Does this sound like a bad one? #
- 12:07 "Afraid to turn the lights on in the middle of night for fear something might scurry away." #
- 12:08 Not sure that this one is a BAD thing – ""Continental Breakfast" was wrapped "Little Debbie" snackcakes." #
- 12:24 "There was a hole in the wall where the smoke detector should have been." Sounds like we have a winner! #
- 14:54 Radio volume in the rental car phases louder and softer as we speed up and slow down. Supposedly a "feature." but it just seems weird to me. #
- 16:00 Just arrived at Mall of America – first stop, Men’s Restroom, and let me tell you, it was AMAZING. #
- 16:38 Getting ready to ride rollercoasters with Sara. If I don’t tweet again soon, please sue Nickelodeon Studios as well as her parents… #
- 17:07 3 down, 1 to go … although I’m pretty sure I saw my life flash before my eyes on that last one. It was kinda depressing… #
- 17:16 Disoriented and sweaty, but still alive from the coasters. Net Gain: wife owes me BIG TIME! #
- 17:51 Why does Long John Silver’s sell chicken? And not even Chicken of the Sea, but just plain chicken! It just doesn’t make sense… #
- 18:05 I’m not sure what’s more amusing about the As Seen On TV store – the products themselves or that there were actually people SHOPPING inside. #
- 18:27 Reminder: I dislike toilets that auto-flush whilest you’re still sitting on them. #
- 19:04 Playing mini-golf at Mall of America – dude ahead of us just changed his kid’s dirty diaper right in the middle of the next hole. Savages… #
- 20:17 Just dropped $33 on tickets ALONE to see Terminator: Salvation in super-spiffy, "D-Box" special effects seats … should be interesting. #
- 20:18 Also, after wandering around this gigantic maze of a 4-story mall for the last few hours, my feets officially hate me. #
- 22:55 So "D-Box" at the theater was actually pretty cool – it’s about time the movie industry did something to make theater-going worthwhile! #
- 22:57 Also, it may have just been a cool trailer, but much like Terminator, I think I actually want to go see G.I. Joe now. #
- 22:58 P.S. Terminator itself was decent, although the Arnold CGI was lame. Not sure what plot development occurred for the overall story, though. #
- 23:14 The new hotel for our last night is BY FAR the rape-iest motel I’ve ever stayed in. #
- 23:15 Seriously, I’d feel safer just spending the whole night on one of those rollercoasters from this afternoon. #
- 23:30 There’s an entire drawer missing from the nightstand, the "bathroom" is a foot and a half deep, and the neighborhood envies "sketchy." #
- 23:32 Wishing we would’ve popped the extra $20 and 30-mile drive so we could stay in the hotel with the in-room jacuzzi one more night. #
- 00:01 If I turn on Cops and I see our motel in the backdrop, is that something I should be concerned about? #
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