Been unexpectedly under the weather the last couple of days, but surprisingly I did still manage to squeeze a new humor column out of the miserable experience – with eggnog and gingerbread influences, no less!
The Immune System of a French Hen
At least if you’re one of the birds stuck in that dreadful song, you’ve got some backup in case one of your feathered friends unexpectedly comes down with the bird flu.
I’ve got to say, I see more and more of the very same silly sense of humor that I had when I was little in my son every day.
Tonight he was so well behaved while I had to be on a late night conference call in the other room, but when it was time to get him into his pajamas it was like he had flipped the switch over to full blown wacky! The jammies you see him in above are admittedly getting a little small for him, so I had a bit of trouble getting his feet into them to get him started. The first foot wasn’t too bad, but each time that I would try to get the other foot into place, he’d start wiggling and playfully poking at one foot with the other…
…which in these particular pajamas looked like a tiny, blue little monster was trying to get me…
…AND I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOST IT!!! 😀
Christopher is very much at this stage right now where he plays off of your emotions, so if you’re laughing, he’s laughing, and if he realizes that he’s the reason why you’re laughing … well, much like I know my pre-school teachers had to endure both years that they tried to temper my immature shenanigans, good luck getting him to stop once he really gets going!
It probably took me a solid five minutes to get the rest of those pajamas on – with several breaks included – because he just had me cracking up the entire time I was fighting with him, which honestly just made him act silly all the more. And it was kind of fantastic to see the little comedian playing off of my own amusement, even though he probably didn’t know exactly what it was that was making his Dad laugh his head off!
He just kept doing it anyways … because that’s what you do when you’re making people laugh.
I have some really good memories about my earlier years of working on Just Laugh, and the last couple of days I’ve been revisiting some of them as I’ve been slowly adding in some of the older content from Just Laugh magazine to the new site’s archives. It’s kind of awesome to think of how many great humorists were all contributing to that site back in the day – I’m not quite sure how I’m going to get there just yet, but I’m really looking forward to rekindling a bit of that spirit with a new team of contributors once I get to the point where it makes sense to add more content.
Anyways, this pass had me going through the works of Linda Sharp, Kim Burke, Michael Buonauro and Jeff Lofvers of Dr. Lobster, our resident advice expert Savannah Lawless, the great Deep Fried, Live! animated series from 8 Legged Entertainment, Ink, Paint & Tears… courtesy of myself and my sister, as well as the rest of my own humor columns that hadn’t been imported into the new site yet. It’s a little crazy to think that all of this stuff was produced over a decade ago, but nonetheless here are some of my own personal favorites…
- Linda Sharp – There’s No Fool Like an Old (April) Fool
- Kim Burke – Real Sex
- Dr. Lobster – Stigmata
- Savannah Lawless – The Beautiful Art of Revenge
- Tako the Octopus – Deep Fried Turkey
- Ink, Paint & Tears… – Ugly Faces
- Scott Sevener – And I Thought I Was Safe on the Internet…
And believe it or not, I’ve still got over another dozen left to go through, so I’ll be sure to share more of my favorites as I continue working through the pile every couple of weeks until everyone’s back together on justlaugh.com right where they belong! 😉
I’ve written a lot of humor columns about Christmas over the years. I love this time of year and all of the various facets that there are to get caught up in, and since The Humor Column is more or less an autobiographical commentary about the things that happen in my life, it just kind of makes sense that the columns to be posted during the month of December would more often than not be centric around Christmas and the holidays and all of the fun to be had during this most wonderful time of the year!
Eventually some day maybe I’ll put together a book that’s nothing but all of my holiday-related humor, but in the meantime, for your advent calendar-ing perusal with the big day literally right around the corner, here are a handful of my own personal favorites from over the years:
- (2011) The Three-Dollar Waffle Maker
- (2010) To Build a House of Gingerbread…
- (2010) Once Upon a Last-Minute Christmas…
- (2009) Decking the Halls Should Be the Law!
- (2008) A Public Service Announcement with Regards to Snow
- (2007) Top 10 Things I Would Do to Get an iPhone This Christmas
- (2007) The Rules of Manhood with Regards to Illuminated Christmas Decor
- (2003) Santa Claus vs. The Dump Truck: A Comparative Analysis