- 14:00 Pharmacists of the world, level with us … is moving pills from a big bottle to a bunch of little bottles can’t really be all that tough… #
- 14:02 I’m just saying … it’s not like you’re cooking up my wife’s birth control back there yourselves. Why do I have to wait an hour? #
- 15:03 Ahhhh – I love coming home to the smell of sweet and sour meatballs slowly simmering in the crockpot! Excellent… #
- 15:17 twitpic.com/fqhwc – Oh yes they DO exist!!! #
- 15:19 If there is a God, these are the kind of meatballs he would serve at his cocktail parties. #
- 15:27 Awesome – just found out that we DO get CurrentTV with Bright House! Scheduling InfoMania on DVR … NOW. #
- 15:32 A prescription drug to make EYELASHES grow bigger??? Now if only they made a drug for OTHER PLACES… Oh yeah, nevermind. #latisse #
- 16:26 Wondering just how much my wife would freak out if she saw the lizard I just found running around our living room… #
- 16:39 Finally got the little guy out, but accidentally chopped off half his tail in the process. Looked like a skink – tinyurl.com/kt5ln9 #
- 16:39 Funny how I used to love those things growing up, but
it kinda startled me running around my house! # - 17:20 @krisstraub "…and your diet coke." #
- 19:58 LOL @ Weeds – "Name one jazz musician." "Dr. Teeth." "He’s a muppet." "He’s a jazz muppet." #
- 22:43 With meatballs as my fuel, I now leave to go walk my five miles. Go Weight Loss! #
- 22:53 First Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: don’t step on the frogs #
- 23:00 Second Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: no, that PROBABLY wasn’t a gator…but it might be best to move it along all the same
# - 23:06 Third Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: even at 11pm, it’s still 90 FUCKING DEGREES OUT!!! #
- 23:12 Fourth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: that stench is likely just the swamp you just passed … yeah, just the swamp – that’s it. #
- 23:19 Fifth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: exercise. is. hard. #
- 23:24 Sixth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: what’d you expect, a Mickey Mouse parade?! Nobody ever said losing weight was easy! #
- 23:33 Seventh Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: armadillos are awesome! #
- 23:43 Eighth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: even enduring sweaty, grueling exercise is still better than sitting through District 9 #
- 23:50 Ninth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: learn to tune out the chirping because it NEVER stops #
- 23:51 Tenth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: just be happy that all of those bugs MAKING the chirping sounds stay out of sight #
- 23:57 Eleventh and Final Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: sometimes the best part of a workout is the end … actually, almost ALWAYS… #
- 23:58 Time to hit the showers, Twitter – thanks for walking the suburban trails with me this cool, summer’s evening! #
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