- 19:08 LOL @ Facebook Warning: "You are about to make this content available to EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET." #
- 19:10 Thanks for looking out, Facebook, but I’ve been posting stuff FOR EVERYONE long before you were even born… #
- 20:08 Girl next to me in the gym is singing to herself and thinks no one is noticing, but we totally are!!! #
- 20:20 Ha ha, stupid kid – T-Rex doesn’t want your ravioli… #
- 21:19 You do the math, I’M doing the alfredo! Man, I wish my real friends and I had camaraderie like this! #
- 21:42 We got a Fingerhut catalog in
the mail today … it’s like a boring version of SkyMall. # - 21:44 Wow. Just Wow… "I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!" Way to censor, FX!!! #
- 21:56 "Turn this big money-fueler left!" I mean, seriously – somebody got PAID to come up with that substitution for mother-fucker. #
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