- 00:47 More cupboard cleaning – seriously, canned goods best used by 2006?! Where the fuck did some of this stuff come from?!?!?! #
- 00:48 Plus, the 2006 was on a can of veggies, which tend to have a long shelf life … probably purchased circa 2004 or 2005?! #eek #
- 00:49 Me thinks we needs to be a bit more DISCRIMINATING when we clean out the pantry when we move! #
- 00:49 Apparently we’re all over the fridge because the stuff needs to be kept cold, but dry goods go bad too, my friends… #
- 00:51 Shameless Plug: For more pantry-purging fun, don’t forget to check out my humor column from last week… (bit.ly/a2gVv2) #sad #funny #
- 00:59 Pantry Cleaning Tip: Anything in a "holiday tin" that you don’t remember receiving 6 months ago? PITCH IT! #cleaning #
- 01:04 Pantry Cleaning Tip: Pretty much anything with the numbers 2006 printed on it … ANYWHERE! PITCH IT! #cleaning #
- 01:07 Pantry Cleaning Tip: If it says "refrigerate once opened" but never quite made it there? PITCH IT! #cleaning #
- 01:14 Pantry Cleaning Tip: If it’s labeled from a grocery store that’s 1,500 miles away … yeah… PITCH IT! #cleaning #
- 01:15 Pantry Pondering: Crouto
ns … so they’re basically just STALE BREAD anyways, right??? Can croutons really even go bad?! #question # - 01:16 Man, I feel really bad – if I had a time machine, I could probably save about two garbage bags full of food right now… #sheepish #
- 01:19 Pantry Cleaning Tip: Don’t be wasteful in the first place! #cleaning twitpic.com/1tqg7p #
- 01:30 Pantry Pondering: Do raw baking goods like flour and sugar have an expiration date??? #question #
- 01:32 Just threw away one of those plastic bears with honey in it who looked like he hadn’t seen the light of day for years … he looked sad. #
- 01:40 Literally 4 bags each of powdered and brown sugar, probably leftover from when Mom made wedding cakes in fall 2008. Still any good??? #
- 08:08 New Humor Column : Hurricane, Schmurricane… bit.ly/9Ns8tE #
- 11:58 Oh man, today’s Penny Arcade sums up our current Gulf oil crisis PERFECTLY… (tinyurl.com/2wd4pqz) #
- 15:45 Just booked airline tickets for a trip out to Seattle later on this month. Final price was only about $150 more than estimated price… 🙁 #
- 15:46 Help me out because I haven’t flown in a while, team – is air
travel so ridiculously fee-driven and stressful that it’s not worth doing yet? # - 15:48 Oh yeah, and ticket prices don’t include another $25/bag/direction, so there’s $50 more right there. Thanks, @USAirways! #
- 19:23 @lorisaurus Looks like dog biscuits, and burnt ones at that. #
- 21:07 @progressenergy Why can’t you seem to maintain regular service in Florida? Two outages within 24 hrs is really hard on PCs and electronics. #
- 21:43 Just sat down at a Chilis where the table is WELL LIT – be still my beating heart!!! #
- 21:47 Waitress seems pretty excited about my order – getting pumped now by association! #bbqpork #ftw #
- 22:16 Meal completed, and it was delicious – the waitress was right!!! #chilis #woohoo! #
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