(Kermit, posing as Rosenthal – Miss Piggy’s attorney – comes to visit her in the slammer)
…
Miss Piggy: I’ve missed you so, ehhh, Rosenthal! It’s been an eternity…
Kermit: It’s been forty-five minutes!
Miss Piggy: Time goes slow in the cooler.
Kermit: Well, I just want you to know that we’re going to get you out of here because we’re going to catch those thieves red-handed!
Miss Piggy: What color are their hands now???
Kermit: I don’t think this is the time for that type of humor…
Miss Piggy: When you’re in stir, you take the laughs when you can get ’em, Rosenthal.
