You know you’re living in Florida when…

…you hear traffic reports in the morning like this:

(courtesy of traffic.tbo.com)
Incident cleared on HILLSBOROUGH AV West and DOUBLE BRANCH RD
Impact: Medium

6:29 AM

HILLSBOROUGH – INCIDENT CLEARED: WB HILLSBOROUGH AV AT DOUBLE BRANCH RD . GATOR IN ROADWAY…..BETWEEN COUNTRY WAY AND RACE TRACK……8 FOOT GATOR…..LEFT OUTSIDE LANE GETTING BY ()