1. Go SCUBA diving on the Great Barrier Reef
2. Play a round of golf with the Pope
3. Write an episode of The Simpsons
4. Have sex, preferrably with a girl…
5. Visit my new plot of land on the moon
6. Speak to an auditorium full of college students about something profound
7. Ride an elephant
8. Attend a taping of Late Night with Conan O’Brien
9. Fly to Paris for lunch, just to make fun of the waiter
10. Make a cameo appearance in a James Bond movie
11. Participate in a jam session with Keanu Reeves, Dave Barry, and Bermuda Schwartz
