Seriously, am I the only one who didn’t know that Every Breath You Take by The Police was about a stalker?!
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Seriously, am I the only one who didn’t know that Every Breath You Take by The Police was about a stalker?!
…wait. What? You’re how old, now?
Did you even listen to the song?
Uhhh, apparently.