- 12:12 I’m usually not a hater towards dogs, but if a gator JUST SO HAPPENED to eat the little runt that just shit in my yard, I’d be ok with it. #
- 12:13 Also the owner, not only for NOT doing any clean-up post pooping, but for also ENCOURAGING said pooping in disturbing, baby voices. #
- 14:15 Just saw a license plate that said "AMSTER" … girl named Amber or hamster afficionado that missed out on "HAMSTR"??? #
- 14:55 Prediction: my seemingly intricate plan to miss rush hour is going to fail horribly #
- 15:26 Red Lobster calls its waitresses "Seafood Experts" … seems a bit presumptuous, albeit not
knowing what kind of rigorous training is needed # - 15:29 What is this crap – I ordered the scampi, not the skimpy! #
- 15:58 Waitress helicoptered the whole meal and was overly friendly – not the best Lobster meal we’ve had. #
- 16:01 Wife tipped the annoying waitress 10% – don’t piss off the lady signing the bill! #
- 17:11 twitpic.com/f9agj – ‘Tis a stormy day at Disney’s Boardwalk #
- 17:31 "There’s more of a chance that a hippo would sit on you than getting hit by lightning, Dad!" – some kid walking by #
- 18:10 Alright – I made it to the car … cue the downpour. #
- 19:31 Home is where the ME is. #
- 20:29 @kevinrose No black people in Poland, apparently… #
- 23:09 Just finished watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall again on Cinemax – why can’t we have more comedies like THAT?! Such a good flick… #
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