- 01:55 ROFLHTIECHS (Rolling on the Floor Laughing Hysterically, Tears in Eyes, Can’t Hardly Speak) New favorite site!!! (dontevenreply.com) #
- 02:06 "I assure you that nobody will mess with your daughter as I escort her home from soccer practice." I’m dyin’ here – go to the site NOW! #
- 02:14 "As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm." It just keeps getting better… #
- 02:26 "I don’t want to give people the idea that I care about the environment." Last one, and then I’ve GOT to get to bed… #
- 17:48 Literally have dark clouds in my rearview and sunny skies ahead on the ride home – hope I can beat the gloom there! #
- 18:01 Made it! And … cue the downpour. #
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