Year: 2009

12:22 RT @Veronica: Wow. The speech that Nixon would have read if the Apollo 11 astronauts had become stranded on the moon: bit.ly/3lHW7 # 19:41 Just asked the ...

13:25 New on National Geographic TV – "Rescue Ink" … they’re BIKERS who rescue CUTE, FUZZY ANIMALS!!! Of course… # 16:38 Class...

08:39 driving in Florida WITHOUT sunglasses != fun # 09:15 Ever have one of those drives where you pass something along side the road and say WTF was that?! I t...

14:40 Got my hair cut today and now I’m shedding all over the place. Aren’t they supposed to blow all of the cut hair off of me before I leave?! # A...

00:24 Oooof, belly not feeling so good. Alright, Angry Sandwich – you win. #angrysandwich # 12:50 There needs to be a "Teach Microsoft Something New ...

14:25 Wow, honey – your hair smells, ummm, "different…" (tinyurl.com/ly3wt9) # 17:24 Holy Clean Pants, was that last thunder clap just a l...

14:13 Currently drooling over HoneyBaked Ham’s holiday catalog. If anyone’s looking for a gift for yours truly, *hint hint* Ham of the Month Club! #...

16:09 A kid almost just hit me with a sausage at Publix. Future Jedi or just an obnoxious child? # 19:11 I wish it would rain already so the neighbor kids outsi...

21:39 So is it too early to start buying Christmas lights? Because not for nothing, but Target has TONS of the ones I ran out of last year… # 23:17 Had a ...

10:17 Had an "Everything Bagel" this morning for breakfast. Now it looks like I’ll be brushing "everything" off of my desk for the res...