Tag: twitter

09:25 Great – Verizon is tearing up our neighborhood this week to intall their sub-par fiber network. Just what my dilapitated lawn needed! # 12:29 Man, i...

08:41 A spider literally descended down from the ceiling on me in the shower this morning – talk about a creepy way to start the day! # 14:21 Latest D&...

08:42 Waking up to the whole house smelling like bacon from last night = good. # 09:38 Wow – just saw a garbage truck painted pink for breast cancer and i...

09:34 Not sure if that bumper sticker said "Cute Girls Love Drama" or "Cute Girls Love Obama." Or maybe they love BOTH – who knows?! #...

15:52 Getting ready to head over to Disney to checkout the return of the Main Street Electrical Parade … woohoo! # 16:18 Freedom smells kinda gross…...

00:47 More cupboard cleaning – seriously, canned goods best used by 2006?! Where the fuck did some of this stuff come from?!?!?! # 00:48 Plus, the 2006 wa...

00:37 Awesome strategy game, killed a green dragon, took the top prize at the competition, and generally kicked major ass. Great night! #dnd #lfr # 10:49 10:30a...

09:38 Sometimes I wonder how much quicker we’d get to our destinations if we all just hung up and drove… # 14:10 I think there needs to be a rule fo...

09:32 After almost hitting some dumbass in sweat pants and headphones this morning, I’m surprised we never saw a parody of Frogger called Jogger. # 11:08 ...

13:27 Anybody else who doesn’t own a grill just feel really out of place today?! So much barbecue, so little on my back porch… # Automatically shipp...