American…Something

At first glance, I can’t tell if this movie is going to be tolerable or horrible.

I was slightly amused by the dialog around 0:39 (“It seems like everyone’s actually going…”) because it reminded me of all of those abysmal straight-to-DVD sequels they did after the third one where the only person they could get from the original cast was the guy who plays Jim’s Dad.  I remember sitting through one of those things with Sara pretty early on in our relationship and, well, let’s just say it’s a good thing she was able to make up for it in other areas because of all the terrible movies that we’ve forced each other to sit through over the years, I’m pretty sure that one took the cake…

Still, the last 10 seconds of the trailer almost make this intriguing. 😕

discovering BrickLink

So last week I tried something for the first time that actually ended up being kind of neat – I placed a custom order for LEGO pieces that wasn’ from LEGO direct!

(ok, so technically I suppose I’ve done this once before – last year, when I ordered 5 pounds of orange LEGOs from someone on eBay to make pumpkins, but this was different…)

Instead, I discovered this website called BrickLink that apparently is actually pretty popular with adult LEGO fans where people are connected with unofficial resellers to fill orders right on down to the 1×1 plate!  And it even ended up being a lot cheaper than I could get via LEGO’s website, too (and I think a better selection?).  After selecting a random dealer nearby that seemed to have a fairly decent sized inventory (I chose April’s Paradise of Bricks, which is only a couple of hours away from me on Florida’s other coast), I ended up picking a little over a hundred pieces, which ran me $8.27 plus another $3.76 for shipping.

Only a few days later, I received what can only be described as the most intricately packed order that’s ever been shipped!

Yes, that’s right – each unique type of piece was packed in its own tiny zip-lock bag, along with a complete invoice of my order with pictures so that I can see everything that I ordered!  And although admittedly this order was a little haphazard because I was basically just seeing what I could piece together randomly to build some of these, I’m already looking forward to placing my next order once I get a better idea of what exactly I want to do next.

Very cool, indeed.

My thoughts on “robo-dialing” cell phones…

One of the stories that caught my eye this week that I found kind of interesting was a debate over whether Congress should lift a ban allowing companies to auto-dial cell phone users, mostly for telemarketing purposes although there’s debate over whether it could flow into other arenas such as collections and pretty much any avenue where companies have computers do the dialing instead of representatives doing it themselves.

And I know that it’s not going to be a popular opinion, but I’m actually ok with this.

People have always been touchy about getting calls on their cell phones, dating way back to when we only had 100 minute plans and they still costed upwards of $50/month!  What’s weird is that despite getting better plans – I’ve got one of Verizon’s smallest family plans and we still didn’t go through half of our minutes due to Mobile-to-Mobile ratings, etc… – not to mention the fact that more and more households are either switching from their landline phones over to VoIP or even just dropping them altogether in favor of going entirely wireless, folks still get really bent out of shape when they receive unsolicited calls on their mobile … as if it’s costing them $2.95/minute or something.

I guess my thing is, in this day and age when wireless technologies are dwarfing those of yesteryear, I just don’t think it’s fair to stonewall businesses by telling them that there’s just no way to reach their customers via voice if they don’t have a dated landline phone.  Also, lest we not forget – many companies are already doing it anyways because I don’t know about your experience, but mine has sure proven that Do Not Call List to be just about useless and filing a “complaint” with the FCC does little more than get you a 15-page “incident report” in your mailbox a month after “reporting a violator.”

What needs to happen is two-fold – first, this silly ban on calling cell phones should be lifted because like most laws, only the good guys are following it anyways.  Then for part two, cell phone carriers need to adopt better policies for allowing customers to blacklist offending numbers who continually harass them, much like most VoIP providers let their customers do today.  I used to get all sorts of solicitation calls on the VoIP line that now serves as our home phone until one lazy afternoon I downloaded a history of all our incoming calls for the last couple of months and just starting banning them left and right when I found that they were calling at all hours of the day…

Now of course, that’s not to say that every consumer is going to be as initiated or tech savvy to go through all of that, which is why you build up a repository much like most decent e-mail providers (like Gmail) do for filtering spam – rules are built by various complaints flagged by thousands of users, and as a result millions enjoy the benefits of a shared blacklist of businesses who do more harm than good with their auto-dialers.

I think it’s a solution where both parties need to meet in the middle – consumers need to admit that cell phones aren’t any more “special” than landline phones anymore, and likewise businesses must understand that if these legal floodgates are opened, they’re going to find their calls never going through just like the billions of pieces of spam that fallout long before reaching an end user’s mailbox if they don’t act responsibly.

Occupy: Violence

This thing is getting kind of ugly…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buovLQ9qyWQ

And only two weeks after Iraq vet Scott Olsen was hit in the face by a tear gas canister at Occupy Oakland,  it’s troublesome not only to see the violent direction that the movement has taken, but even more so to realize that these are all police-initiated actions, not scenes where protesters themselves were violent and put the local law enforcement officials’ lives in danger. It’s very clear that the local officials are becoming increasingly frustrated with these protests that are now going on 2 months in dozens of communities around the country, but not for nothing, these people wouldn’t be out in the streets protesting for months on end if they weren’t frustrated with something themselves!

It also brings to light a particular growing concern of mine, in that although American citizens all have “the right to peacefully protest,” many eccentricities about local ordinances and zoning laws have shown their faces with regards to Occupy Wall Street and it leads you to sadly have to ask the question, “Ok, so we have the right to protest … but where?” Occupiers in Zuccotti Park in New York City have been able to set up camp the legal gray area of privately owned public space, although recently things have gotten more strict as items like tents and generators were deemed to be fire hazards and ordered to be removed.

Others not necessarily participating in the actual protest have cited complaints about not being able to make use of Zuccotti Park themselves, thus raising the question of when does one individual’s right to use of a public space override another’s.

In my mind, the answer is fairly simple – this is the reason why we have true public spaces, and in the case of a long-standing event like the Occupy protests, if both parties can’t physically exist in the same space then priority goes to the vocal majority. Because the thing is, like it or not, this is a big deal, and if some citizens are going to complain about being “inconvenienced” by these protesters, then when their numbers grow to be larger than the protests themselves, then they get the soap box to speak their own voice. Until then, the one currently speaking happens to be pretty loud, and it would be a shame to see them quarantined off onto some side street, conveniently far from the very people who they are protesting, simply because we happen to have some local rules in place that seem to undermine the very freedoms that we’re so proud of here in America.

But as for the violence, such actions by the police in self defense might admittedly be warranted, but so far that’s never been the case. Violence for the sake of stifling the voice of these protests only helps to amplify their cause even louder as the machine at work attempting to silence the call of the people makes its ugly face known to the masses. Violence rarely gains sympathy, and these protesters seem more than willing to endure its wrath in the name of their cause.

I THINK I’m a good driver! Sort of…

So I came across this interesting new program that my car insurance company (Progressive) is trying out.  Basically, the idea is that they send you a gadget to plug into your car that records your driving habits, then give you a discount for being a safe driver.

In theory, anyways!

I think it’s kind of a neat concept, and I’m not really concerned about the privacy angle that some folks are freaking out about, but I do see a few curious loopholes that may prevent me from actually signing me or my wife up for the service…

  • Some of the examples of things they measure sound suspicious.
    For instance, “driving during peak hours or between midnight and 4am” – while I get that they have data citing that these are the peak times for accidents, not sure if I like the idea of potentially getting penalized for running out to grab a carton of milk after midnight or coming home late from a D&D game.  True, we don’t know how many of those instances need to occur to swing your penalty one way or the other, but frankly I’d probably have been a little more comfortable about it if they had just left this one out altogether!  Ignorance is bliss…Also, while there’s really no way for them to judge if you were technically speeding because they don’t track location, it begs to reason that they could still say that you’re being reckless if you’re going 80 mph, for example, because I don’t think that any freeways in the country have legal limits that high.   And while I may not necessarily drive any faster than that, let’s face it – most freeway traffic tends to float around 10 mph over the legal limit.
  • Your premiums could go up.
    Mind you, only for a couple of states and it’s buried in the Terms and Conditions, but apparently if you live in Rhode Island, they can actually increase your premiums with this same feedback.  Also fishy is that in RI, and also Georgia and South Carolina, a $30 “technology fee” is mentioned for use of the service … which I imagine could negate whatever savings you have coming, depending on your policy!  Definitely important to read the fine print…
  • If it breaks your car, you’re on your own.
    In flipping through other reviews, I did see a few examples of drivers citing malfunctions after installing the tracking device – either a dead battery, burned out alternator, or even the entire electronic dash failing as long as the box was plugged in!  Sure, those are probably the exceptions, but just for the record, there is a mention in the TOS stating that you should be careful about these sorts of things, thus basically waving their liability should anything blow up in your face!

I don’t know – on one hand, if I prove to be an “acceptable driver” via the program, it could mean a discount up to anywhere between $160 – $230 per year (assuming 30%), depending on whether some of the “other insurances” like Uninsured Motorist and PIP actually get the discount.  But on the other hand, my car hasn’t exactly been doing all that great lately, so I’d hate to plug this box in for the potential to score a small discount and in return end up with another $500 worth of repairs!

Also, my wife’s car (ironically 4 years newer than mine) isn’t eligible because it’s a hybrid, which is kind of a bummer because her premiums are more than mine are and the discount would be a lot more lucrative if we both cars were eligible.

Part of me is tempted to order the box just to try it out and see what happens…

Damn litterbugs…

One of my biggest pet peeves of all-time is people who flick their cigarette butts out the window while they’re driving in front of me down the highway.

I’m not sure which is worse – when we’re going 75 mph down the freeway in the middle of the night and the sparks catch me off guard as the butt bounces off the road, or when we’re somewhere in the city and they do it just before pulling up to a light, leaving me to wish I had more of a presence that would support my getting out of the car, picking up their smoldering cigarette butt, and throwing it back through the window at them before returning back to my own car.

Granted, I’ve never actually done the latter because chances are it would probably get me punched in the face, but come on – what does that say about smoking?!  They’re not so disgusting as to prevent you from sucking pack after pack of cancerous tar directly into your lungs, but to then dispose of the remaining butts properly by using the ash try that’s built into your own vehicle … that would be gross because then you’d have to smell nasty cigarette butts everywhere you go.

One of these days when I finally grow muscles, I’m gonna start to change the world – one arrogantly discarded cigarette butt at a time…

Editing the Past

So hopefully this isn’t too big of a spoiler, but I’m currently working on editing my next book.

It’s another collection of humor columns, picking up where I left off with the last one, and with any luck it should be coming out sometime before Christmas, but specifically today I wanted to take just a moment to write about the editing process and some of the conflicts that I find myself facing as I comb back over columns that were written anywhere between two and four years ago…

To be honest, I try to keep it more along the lines of proofreading than actual editing – I mean, I don’t mind making minor spelling and punctuation corrections, but I like to avoid actually re-writing lines if at all possible because I don’t think it’s really fair to the original columns if I come back and make major changes to them years after the fact.  Not to mention I’d never actually get anything done if I tried to operate that way because as pretty much any creative person evolves over time, I’ve just got different methods of writing than I did back in 2007 and frankly, I’d drive myself absolutely nuts if I insisted on going back and “tweaking” each of the 54 humor columns that will be in this book based on how I write today.

Fortunately, at least this one isn’t nearly as bad as my first book that I put out last year – that one encompassed columns ranging all the way back to 2001 – 2007, so at the time I was assembling the book some of the oldest content was literally written nearly a decade prior … and not for nothing, but I’ve done a lot of growing since I was 21 years old!!!  Senses of humor and delivery of sarcasm change, use of adult words (at least in the context of my column) has changed, and that’s all on top of the technical aspects about writing that one builds upon through writing professionally for a full decade!  Needless to say, I definitely came across more than a couple of cringe-worthy incident when putting together that one, but luckily with book #2, the worst have just been a handful of proofreading errors where I caught myself saying something like, “Seriously?!  How did you publish a column about cats and accidentally refer to them as cars in the fourth paragraph?!?!?!”

I guess it kind of makes me glad that I don’t write fiction (yet, anyways) because just about every fiction writer I know seems to spend more time pouring over editing and revisions than they did actually writing the thing in the first place!  It’s a little different with a weekly column because I’ve constantly got to be looking towards next week’s adventure, so you just don’t have time to dwell on the past and keep tweaking it until it’s absolutely perfect.  Instead, my output each week becomes a little snapshot of where my sense of humor and writing skills and life in general were at that particular point in time, and ultimately I think that can still be kind of cool in its own right, too, despite also producing some shrugs and awkward questions about what passed for humor back then 10 years down the road!

Just as long as the crap I’m writing these days is spelled and punctuated correctly so I don’t have to spend this much time proofreading when it comes time to do the big 50-year anthology, though…  😆

Thin Post : 100 Push-Ups, and a Very Aggressive Christmas Goal…

So a quick update – a week later, I’m actually still using Fitocracy (just made Level 4!!!), and I think I’m ready to take on a little more.

Well, not like the last more that I attempted and failed at about a month ago, though.

This time I’m not trying to add a ridiculous amount of exercise to my routine that given my impending deadlines I wouldn’t really have a chance of fulfilling.  Instead, I’m just tacking on some simple strength training to the end of my nightly walks.  Basically just sit-ups and push-ups so far – I can knock them out in sets pretty quick as I’m cooling down from my walk, and as a plus it’s already helping to build my confidence because in multiple sets I can seem to do a lot more reps than I’ve ever been able to do in a single sitting!

Also, I’m trying this 100 Push-Up Challenge, which I’m sure I’ll write more about later, but the basic premise is that starting from a very minimal amount (I did a whopping 4 my first try!), over the course of six weeks you slowly ramp up until you should have the strength to do 100 push-ups in a row.  Tonight I just finished Day 3 of Week 1, doing a max of 6 push-ups in one set and 23 total, so even though it’s kind of hard I think I’m already seeing the results, which is kind of exciting for me because I was always horrible with push-ups growing up…

Anyways, ultimately it’s actually good that the push-ups are working me because that’s exactly the kind of thing that I need between now and the end of the year.  Simply put, I’ve been on a plateau/slight incline for the last couple of months and I really don’t want to end the year that way, so instead I want to pledge to make another significant dent in my weight loss before the year is out.  My personal goal is 17 pounds in 7 weeks, which I know is a bit high at around 2.4 lbs/week, but it’s important that I end 2011 on a high note and this is the only way that it’s going to happen.

Frankly, I think I’ve just gotten far too complacent in the last couple of months – exercising with just my walks, but not really pushing myself; keeping a so-so eye on my diet, but certainly not holding back; and above all recently, just making lots of excuses why it’s ok to miss a walk or grab an extra handful of Halloween candy, and the truth is, as immediately gratifying as that might be, it’s still no substitute for how I’ll feel when I actually have this 40-pound burden lifted from my gut!

The time to get real is now!  I’ve got my wife’s support, I’m pretty excited about it myself, and I think if I really push myself and stick to my guns for the next 49 days, the results could very well be the thinnest Christmas that I’ve celebrated in years.  Talk about a gift to myself… 😮