Daily Tweets from Twitter…

  • 08:37 Seriously, how many Fridays do we need to have this week?! Today feels like about the THIRD ONE so far… #
  • 10:37 Am I the only one who gets turned off when I find multiple companies all using the same generic website template??? #
  • 10:39 I’m searching for flowers in my hometown and every flower shop clearly used the same company to build their sites – not a good image at all. #
  • 10:40 LOL – even some of the bouquets use the same canned names. Wow – so much for creativity in the flower business… #
  • 11:57 Woohoo – The Simpsons stamps released today!!! (tinyurl.com/ckowhg) #
  • 12:03 I hate when merchants require you to create an account for a one-time purchase. Why do I need to create a USPS account to buy stamps online? #
  • 12:04 Minimum 8 characters, at least 1 uppercase, 1 lowercase, and 1 number – I’ll never remember that password… 🙁 #
  • 12:06 Clearly today is a day of poor website design – "Phone exceeds maximum length requirement. 10 digits required, no dashes or spaces" #
  • 12:08 It takes 10 minutes to write a function that will parse one into the other so you don’t have to burden your users with nitpicky requirements #
  • 13:31 My nose itches. #unfollowfriday #
  • 15:34 Somebody at Disney Marketing is too into viral marketing – first "Are You 23?" for D23, now shineontoday.com. #
  • 15:38 I’m not a big fan of viral marketing because I think viral should be something that just happens spontaneously, not something planned. #
  • 15:39 i.e. I write a really funny column, and it ends up getting passed around and goes "viral." #
  • 15:41 Not, we sit down and have meetings about how to design something that provokes a viral behavior. Viral is a result, not a style. #
  • 18:16 This LEGO Architecture thing could be a cool series – tinyurl.com/omo57e (Seattle Space Needle & Empire State Building so far) #

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  • 13:47 WTF?! United changes our flight schedule AGAIN?! This time moving our arrival home 45 minutes later. Why can’t they keep a schedule??? #
  • 13:48 This is just ridiculous – last time we fly United, that’s for sure. #unitedsucksatflightschedulingandjustlostacustomer #
  • 13:50 Seriously, what am I buying with a "plane ticket" if they can change the flight times whenever they feel like it??? #pissedtraveler #
  • 19:16 Looking at Google Maps trying to plan trip – believe it or not, there’s actually a Yankee Doodle Road in Minneapolis, MN. Dandy… #
  • 21:07 Just finished tomorrow’s humor column super last-minute … definitely time to refill that buffer! #
  • 22:23 Ooof – a mere 20 minutes at the gym just kicked my butt! First time in a week, but still … need to get back on track there, too… #

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  • 13:53 @rickiep00h I played through that on the Wii about a month ago – got through quest 1 w/o the map, but quest 2 is horrible! #
  • 22:56 Great D&D clinic this evening – starting an actual game next week! Woohoo!!! Now to just build a worthwhile character… #
  • 23:15 It seems like Walgreens always has that "on vacation"-y feel when I walk in the door, even for just the one down the street. #
  • 23:37 And we finish the day out with a little Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream – that’s just how I roll. #

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  • 14:31 This is not good – I’m re-reading some old columns that I retired and am contemplating the idea of resurrecting them. No time!!! #
  • 19:14 Just finished putting the old, crappy laptop back together – curious to see if the short went away, despite not actually fixing anything… #
  • 19:58 Nope – short outs are still happening. So is there anything an 8-year-old laptop is good for besides a trip to the recycling center??? #
  • 21:08 Three local schools in the Tampa area closing next week due to 2 possible swine flu cases… (tinyurl.com/cmfv25) #
  • 21:15 Perspective-wise, about 3,885 kids attend those three schools and we’re closing them because 2/3 of a kid got sick at each one. #
  • 21:16 This concludes my swine flu discontent for this evening. Please stay tuned for more bitterness as it breaks… #
  • 21:23 New, awesome, totally inappropriate term for swine flu – Hamageddon! Taste the fear, coming to theaters summer 2010… #swineflu #baconflu #
  • 21:33 Close second – Porkinsons… #
  • 21:34 The Aporkaclypse is upon us. Ok, I’ll stop now… #
  • 21:45 Oops – looks like I spelled APORKALYPSE wrong. That’s not a symptom, is it? Poor spelling??? #
  • 21:52 @edeckers What kind of book are you working on? Humor? Fiction? Space Opera? #
  • 22:06 I’m a little ashamed of this, but I’m actually intrigued by the commercials for Termination: Salvation. Could it maybe not suck??? #
  • 22:35 I think we have either a cricket or a frog hiding in our kitchen. Either way, it won’t shut up. #

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  • 17:26 Calling bank to get $35 fee for $0.53 overdraft reversed … cross the fingers… #
  • 17:34 Woohoo – success! And Wachovia continues to be my bank of choice. 🙂 #
  • 21:46 Going out for a walk to try and clear my head – creativity, I could use ya any time now! #
  • 21:50 Why doesn’t anybody in suburbia actually PARK in their garages??? How much extra crap to store do these people have?! #
  • 21:56 Houses right across the street from each other are both up for sale – doesn’t say much for the current housing market. #
  • 22:33 Walk complete. Creativity back? In the sense of "re-evaluate everything and possibly start over" … sorta, yeah. :O #
  • 22:34 @lorisaurus Welcome to Northern Michigan. Population: hicks #
  • 23:13 Mind changed – the site design is good enough to stay after all. Enough dilly-dallying … it’s time to make progress on this bitch! #
  • 23:56 Homemade pizza for the win! #

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  • 13:43 @rickiep00h Oh hell no! I used to freak out watching the window washers rappel down the side of the building downtown I used to work in. :O #
  • 14:21 @rickiep00h We did the tour on the 80-ish floor of the Empire State Building in NYC once and that was cool, but glass floors? No thanks… #
  • 14:27 @rickiep00h Even worse, the wife wants to do this (tinyurl.com/cjcvaj) if we ever get to Vegas… #
  • 20:44 End of week – FINALLY!!! #
  • 21:05 Holy wow – fastest and friendliest movie theater concession stand ever! Kudos, Oldsmar AMC. #
  • 21:07 Not too crazy about the men’s room toilet that randomly flushes, even mid-use, though. Don’t make me take my kudos back… #
  • 23:46 I Love You, Man – good, solid comedy. Clearly these are the days for the likes of Jason Segel and Paul Rudd to shine! Keep ’em coming! #

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