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• 14:51 Word to the wise – don’t wish Happy Mother’s Day to women who aren’t actually MOTHERS!!! Sensitive subject for some… #
• 17:15 Watching Science Channel show searching for Goblin Sharks – there’s some creepy shit down there 1,000-feet deep in the Pacific Ocean! #
• 17:18 These spider crabs and deep sea sharks make bears and alligators actually not seem so bad… #
• 17:20 Frill Shark – would hate to run into one of these things while diving! (tinyurl.com/b3bo2v) #
• 21:55 Why is it that we buy breakfast beverages like milk and juice in gallons, but soda is in liters??? #
• 23:57 Just finishing up The Celebrity Apprentice – does Trump EVER choose a winner or do we just keep going to commercial breaks forever?! #
• 23:59 Prediction – Annie wins. #
• 00:00 Wow – I got THAT one wrong! Probably damage control for Trump at this point because clearly all the celebs didn’t even come back, but…meh. #
• 00:00 And … goodnight! #

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• 17:26 Happiness is … Red Lobster’s Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Even the next day as leftovers – scrumptious! #
• 17:38 Yep … it’s definitely the beginning of love bug season here in sunny Florida. Bleh… #

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• 08:37 Seriously, how many Fridays do we need to have this week?! Today feels like about the THIRD ONE so far… #
• 10:37 Am I the only one who gets turned off when I find multiple companies all using the same generic website template??? #
• 10:39 I’m searching for flowers in my hometown and every flower shop clearly used the same company to build their sites – not a good image at all. #
• 10:40 LOL – even some of the bouquets use the same canned names. Wow – so much for creativity in the flower business… #
• 11:57 Woohoo – The Simpsons stamps released today!!! (tinyurl.com/ckowhg) #
• 12:03 I hate when merchants require you to create an account for a one-time purchase. Why do I need to create a USPS account to buy stamps online? #
• 12:04 Minimum 8 characters, at least 1 uppercase, 1 lowercase, and 1 number – I’ll never remember that password… 🙁 #
• 12:06 Clearly today is a day of poor website design – "Phone exceeds maximum length requirement. 10 digits required, no dashes or spaces" #
• 12:08 It takes 10 minutes to write a function that will parse one into the other so you don’t have to burden your users with nitpicky requirements #
• 13:31 My nose itches. #unfollowfriday #
• 15:34 Somebody at Disney Marketing is too into viral marketing – first "Are You 23?" for D23, now shineontoday.com. #
• 15:38 I’m not a big fan of viral marketing because I think viral should be something that just happens spontaneously, not something planned. #
• 15:39 i.e. I write a really funny column, and it ends up getting passed around and goes "viral." #
• 15:41 Not, we sit down and have meetings about how to design something that provokes a viral behavior. Viral is a result, not a style. #
• 18:16 This LEGO Architecture thing could be a cool series – tinyurl.com/omo57e (Seattle Space Needle & Empire State Building so far) #

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• 13:47 WTF?! United changes our flight schedule AGAIN?! This time moving our arrival home 45 minutes later. Why can’t they keep a schedule??? #
• 13:48 This is just ridiculous – last time we fly United, that’s for sure. #unitedsucksatflightschedulingandjustlostacustomer #
• 13:50 Seriously, what am I buying with a "plane ticket" if they can change the flight times whenever they feel like it??? #pissedtraveler #
• 19:16 Looking at Google Maps trying to plan trip – believe it or not, there’s actually a Yankee Doodle Road in Minneapolis, MN. Dandy… #
• 21:07 Just finished tomorrow’s humor column super last-minute … definitely time to refill that buffer! #
• 22:23 Ooof – a mere 20 minutes at the gym just kicked my butt! First time in a week, but still … need to get back on track there, too… #

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• 19:11 Disgusting tweet pic of the day – tr.im/kGPd (RT @martinsargent) #

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• 13:53 @rickiep00h I played through that on the Wii about a month ago – got through quest 1 w/o the map, but quest 2 is horrible! #
• 22:56 Great D&D clinic this evening – starting an actual game next week! Woohoo!!! Now to just build a worthwhile character… #
• 23:15 It seems like Walgreens always has that "on vacation"-y feel when I walk in the door, even for just the one down the street. #
• 23:37 And we finish the day out with a little Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream – that’s just how I roll. #

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• 16:39 @rickiep00h First Hamageddon, then Aporkalypse … now Hamthrax – a new and more delicious strain every day. I love it! #

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• 14:31 This is not good – I’m re-reading some old columns that I retired and am contemplating the idea of resurrecting them. No time!!! #
• 19:14 Just finished putting the old, crappy laptop back together – curious to see if the short went away, despite not actually fixing anything… #
• 19:58 Nope – short outs are still happening. So is there anything an 8-year-old laptop is good for besides a trip to the recycling center??? #
• 21:08 Three local schools in the Tampa area closing next week due to 2 possible swine flu cases… (tinyurl.com/cmfv25) #
• 21:15 Perspective-wise, about 3,885 kids attend those three schools and we’re closing them because 2/3 of a kid got sick at each one. #
• 21:16 This concludes my swine flu discontent for this evening. Please stay tuned for more bitterness as it breaks… #
• 21:23 New, awesome, totally inappropriate term for swine flu – Hamageddon! Taste the fear, coming to theaters summer 2010… #swineflu #baconflu #
• 21:33 Close second – Porkinsons… #
• 21:34 The Aporkaclypse is upon us. Ok, I’ll stop now… #
• 21:45 Oops – looks like I spelled APORKALYPSE wrong. That’s not a symptom, is it? Poor spelling??? #
• 21:52 @edeckers What kind of book are you working on? Humor? Fiction? Space Opera? #
• 22:06 I’m a little ashamed of this, but I’m actually intrigued by the commercials for Termination: Salvation. Could it maybe not suck??? #
• 22:35 I think we have either a cricket or a frog hiding in our kitchen. Either way, it won’t shut up. #

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• 17:26 Calling bank to get $35 fee for $0.53 overdraft reversed … cross the fingers… #
• 17:34 Woohoo – success! And Wachovia continues to be my bank of choice. 🙂 #
• 21:46 Going out for a walk to try and clear my head – creativity, I could use ya any time now! #
• 21:50 Why doesn’t anybody in suburbia actually PARK in their garages??? How much extra crap to store do these people have?! #
• 21:56 Houses right across the street from each other are both up for sale – doesn’t say much for the current housing market. #
• 22:33 Walk complete. Creativity back? In the sense of "re-evaluate everything and possibly start over" … sorta, yeah. :O #
• 22:34 @lorisaurus Welcome to Northern Michigan. Population: hicks #
• 23:13 Mind changed – the site design is good enough to stay after all. Enough dilly-dallying … it’s time to make progress on this bitch! #
• 23:56 Homemade pizza for the win! #

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