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- A meal enjoyed without fending off a doggy nose in your plate is a meal enjoyed standing.
- Given the opportunity, she really does enjoy chewing on human flesh just as much as she enjoys tearing apart one of her toys.
- Picking up the remnants of her shredded toys is just a challenge to leave even more behind the next time.
- Forgetting to close the closet door at night when your clothes are on the bottom row is like writing off every shirt you’ve ever loved.
- If she comes running up to you and you just stepped out of the shower, protect yourself.
- Puppies know exactly how to trigger your sympathy – they don’t call it “the puppy dog look” for nothing.
- NEVER get her attention when she’s off in her own world – sometimes that’s the only peace and quiet you’ll ever get that day.
- Never trust anyone who’s ever peed on your hand and not felt even the slightest bit of remorse.
- Maybe she’s not hungry for dinner because she just spent all day eating our bath towels.
- How a puppy can be even more hyper after our 3.5-mile walk than she was before we left, that I’ll never know…
