What I did on my summer vacation…
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Year: 2003
Dieting sucks, but so does breaking the two hundred mark on the scale…
I took the dog for another walk this evening, although she was a hell of a lot more rambunctious than she was last night. Nonetheless, I’ve got a feeling ...
Hmmm…
Wednesday marked the first day of my five-day weekend, yet oddly enough I still managed to spend nearly an hour of my time at work last night and I have a list ...
I hate my bank…
I have money, or at least I do in theory, but for some reason I can’t have my money. If I had just deposited it today, I would almost understand because i...
Corporate bastards…
Why did they ever cancel Sports Night? That was a good show.
‘Twas a foggy day in the Alpine Village…
The past couple of days have been filled with home entertaining goodness, as my boss finally remembered to pick-up the first half of my entertainment center ove...
They Fight Crime!
He’s a sword-wielding crooked stage actor on a mission from God. She’s a transdimensional hypochondriac barmaid with the power to see death. They fi...
Eleven Random Things I’d Like to Do Before I Die…
1. Go SCUBA diving on the Great Barrier Reef 2. Play a round of golf with the Pope 3. Write an episode of The Simpsons 4. Have sex, preferrably with a girl̷...