(while sitting in the waiting area of our Kia dealer’s service center)
Dude: You here gettin’ your car worked on?
Me: Nope, sometimes I just like to come here to think…
writer, humor columnist, purveyor of fine meats & cheeses…
Dude: You here gettin’ your car worked on?
You: Nope, I just came here to see YOU.
WTF. 😉