It seems that Lori’s gargantuan, ugly friend has a Southern relative…
This one was also hanging out near the door, assumingly waiting for me to leave so he could rough up the joint. Any bug people know what the fuck these things are and what can be done to keep their ugly asses away from my house and loved ones?
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Wiki article on the Cicada
Wow…scary, but gorgeous wings!!
Yeah… it’s a cicada, as mentioned above. And it does not harm humans, pets, etc. As far as I know, anyway.
And my boyfriend just made a racist remark. Dialog is as follows:
[after setting the two photos side-by-side]
Me: “So which one do you think is uglier?”
Man Friend: “I definitely think ours is, because it has darker colors.”