I normally can’t stand these four sentences at a time article layouts that all of the “traditional news outlets” seem to love so much these days, but I’ve got to admit that these ones were pretty amusing…
http://www.walletpop.com/specials/cheapest-person-i-know-7th-edition
http://money.aol.com/special/cheapest-person-i-know-2008
http://money.aol.com/special/cheapest-person-i-know/2007
http://money.aol.com/special/cheapest-person-i-know
http://money.aol.com/special/cheapestperson0608
Also, I think I know some of those people.