Year: 2009

08:50 Sorry, but I won’t be friends with your cat on Facebook. # 14:33 I’ve had a Panera cookie sitting on a napkin nearby for several hours, and th...

08:44 This is going to sound really vain, but I was out of hair gel this morning and it’s going to drive me crazy all day. # 15:02 I think it’s sad ...

17:15 Torrential Downpour in Florida = driving home at 25 mph # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Follow me on Twitter as ssevener

20:13 What is this – Ford and Chevy cutting back by having their old man CEOs do their own ads? I wonder if they flew to the set in corporate jets # Autom...

00:58 My neighborhood smells like eggs. Why does my neighborhood smell like eggs??? # 14:56 Wow – the new commercial makes Kraft Philly Cream Cheese look ...

02:03 Geeking out over Disney Food Porn & looking forward to getting my own Disney site back on track later this fall. (tinyurl.com/mol479) # 14:30 Wasting ...

01:55 ROFLHTIECHS (Rolling on the Floor Laughing Hysterically, Tears in Eyes, Can’t Hardly Speak) New favorite site!!! (dontevenreply.com) # 02:06 "I...

17:58 I love that my purchase from the Simpsons gift shop at Universal ACTUALLY shows up as KWIK E MART 01302108(Other) on my credit card bill! # 18:17 Now THAT...

09:41 Does anybody actually stop and turn around at those clever "Oops – you just missed us!" marketing signs along the road? Because I don̵...

12:15 Just read excerpts from the President’s speech to the kids – very inspirational, actually. I feel bad for those who won’t get to hear it...