the internet rocks

August 11, 2009 11:17pm
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Dear Internet,

I just wanted to take a moment to say thank-you for the new guilty pleasure that you so graciously bestowed upon me last weekend.

Tweeted by the legendary Martin Sargent, I learned of a radical conspiracy freak brave freedom fighter who has chosen taken a stand and voice his warnings of our impending oppressionover and over again … via the magical moving picture web known as YouTube. I am forever changed, having watched nearly every single one of this valiant hero’s lengthy newscasts and public service announcements concerning the New World Order and Global Warming and even President Obama Not Being a US Citizen.

Internet, I wish I could make this stuff up, but until the day that I can, it comforts me to know that you’ve got my back with such timeless treasures created by any yahoo with a webcam and a 4th grade reading level.

– Scott Sevener

(with apologies to Tally Hall)

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