I found this hanging on our front door over the weekend – I can only imagine what the Country Mosquito Control Commissioner actually does, but something tells me that Jessica here won’t be driving around spraying any chemicals herself…
I did a quick Google search and apparently she didn’t win. I can only hope that she lost to some big, burly dude named Scruffy in a tattered, old coveralls because seriously, who wants a Country Mosquito Control Commissioner who’s afraid to get their hands dirty???
Note to Self: There was probably a funny humor column to be had from this, but that’s what you get for taking two weeks to go figure out what that thing hanging from the front door was…