a government position that I did not know existed until just now…

I found this hanging on our front door over the weekend – I can only imagine what the Country Mosquito Control Commissioner actually does, but something tells me that Jessica here won’t be driving around spraying any chemicals herself…


I did a quick Google search and apparently she didn’t win. I can only hope that she lost to some big, burly dude named Scruffy in a tattered, old coveralls because seriously, who wants a Country Mosquito Control Commissioner who’s afraid to get their hands dirty???

Note to Self: There was probably a funny humor column to be had from this, but that’s what you get for taking two weeks to go figure out what that thing hanging from the front door was…

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published.