Daily Tweets from Twitter…

  • 11:29 Ooh – Netflix on the Wii! Pretty cool, even though I can already do it via Blu-Ray… (tinyurl.com/ygm4ep9) #
  • 14:11 Awww, Sarah Palin is going out to "help" John McCain campaign for re-election … how cute! #
  • 14:13 I can picture how that one went down… #
  • 14:13 Palin: "Hey Gramps, I’m gonna come help ya real lots! It’ll be just like old times!" #
  • 14:13 McCain: "Oh no, Sarah – you don’t have to do that. I’ll be just fine…" #
  • 14:15 Palin: "Oh nonsense! Moose
    huntin’ season doesn’t start for another three weeks, and I haven’t done an interview about my simple life or…" #
  • 14:16 "…my wholesome, family values as just a normal, rich hockey Mom in like, two days, so I’m ready to go!" #
  • 14:17 McCain: "Are you sure? I mean, we kinda got beat up on the trail last time, on account of your being marginally retarded and all…" #
  • 14:18 Palin: "Oh facts, schmacts! I’m just a regular, hard-working American like all of the voters out there, John! People don’t really care…" #
  • 14:20 Palin: (Dave, can you make sure my dry cleaning gets picked up on your way to the lodge? I don’t want ano
    ther incident like that last time!) #
  • 14:21 Palin: "Sorry about that … just got a little Tea Party down at the Beaver Lodge to talk about freedom and America tonight, you know." #
  • 14:21 McCain: "Yeah, well it’s going to be really busy, so I guess I’ll just talk to you after…" #
  • 14:22 Palin: "Well, I’ll just see *YOU* out there on the campaign trail, my wrinkly, old friend! By the way, what do you think I should wear?" #
  • 14:22 McCain: "…ummmm, errrr, ahhhh…" #
  • 14:23 Palin: "You know what – I’ll just use ‘the card’ like I did l
    ast time. Boy, being in politics sure is tough work, John!" #
  • 14:24 McCain: "Are you sure there isn’t any way that I can talk you out of this, Sarah??? I mean, seriously…" #
  • 14:25 Palin: "Nawww, it’s ok, John – us mavericks have gotta stick together! I’ll just go ahead and meet you in Arizona, then!" #
  • 14:26 McCain: "Fine. Just at least TRY to read some of those books that I sent to you before then???" #
  • 14:27 Palin: "You betcha, John! It’ll be great to fight for America with you again, buddy. Freedom – Out!" #
  • 14:28 Palin: &quot
    ;P.S. Maverick. ;)" #
  • 14:28 McCain: *sigh* "What the fuck have I gotten myself into this time??? #
  • 14:33 *And this concludes today’s episode of our Political Parodies Reenactment Series for this week. We hope you enjoyed this humorous glimpse… #
  • 14:34 …into The Mind of a Maverick. Tune in next week for A Day in the Life of Obama’s Dog and other political zaniness. Also, don’t forget… #
  • 14:35 …that PPRS is funded solely by the generous donations of readers just like you, so do keep those purse strings open while you laugh… #
  • 14:36 …your way into another hi
    larious weekend here on Scott’s Twitter Account. Coming up in the 3 o’clock hour – nothing! – because we’ve… #
  • 14:37 …all got better things to be doing on a Friday afternoon. Stay humorous, Twitter…* #

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