Daily Tweets from Twitter…

  • 10:58 New Humor Column : Keep Your Chainsaw to Yourself! bit.ly/bXDltX #
  • 12:11 Don’t you hate it when you drop a toenail on the floor and you know you won’t find it until it jabs you in the foot two days later??? #
  • 12:43 Uh oh – gotta leave for the airport in about an hour … I suppose it’s time to start packing, eh? #
  • 12:44 LOL – Current Weather: in Tampa, 88 degrees (feels like 98); in Seattle, 60 degrees (feels like 60). Hmmm… #
  • 13:16 To the airport!!! #
  • 14:33 Suitcase has a broken wheel. What is, thi
    ngs you don’t want to learn at the airport? #
  • 14:39 Just remember, we’re parked in Goofy 24. Oh wait, wrong parking lot… #
  • 14:42 LOL at the woman nearby who just shook her Blackberry in the air … because wi-fi works just like an Etch-a-Sketch! #
  • 15:12 And…our credit card got flagged for fraud usage. We haven’t even left town yet!!! #
  • 15:28 Bad People to Have in Front of You While Going Through Airport Security – Paris Hilton lookalikes #
  • 15:40 Brainstorm: They need little shelves in the bathroom stalls at airports so you have someplace to set the stuff you’re carrying. #
  • 15:44 Airport Fun: Looking like an idiot when you can’t figure out how to get the faucets in the bathroom to turn on. #
  • 15:45 Even More Fun: Spraying water all over your shirt when the stupid thing finally does turn on… #
  • 15:48 If people would skip only one empty seat instead of two, there’d be a lot more people able to sit down here at the gate. #
  • 15:54 Business talk I don’t want to hear on vacation – anything pertaining to "solutions" or "process improvements." #
  • 15:58 Also, insider comments, synergy, leverage, capital gains, empowerment, feedback mechan
    isms. Seriously, please make these guys stop… #
  • 16:03 An eavesdropping sidenote – companies should not call groups "task forces" or "swat teams" unless they’re actually going to give them guns. #
  • 16:16 Now boarding … time to stop with the tweeting and get some actual writing done! Amazing how the less distractions, the easier it is… #
  • 16:25 For someone who’s not officially claustrophobic, these airlines sure are pushing it! #
  • 18:52 Wow – first leg was HORRIBLE! Felt like there was a trampoline in the back of the plane… 🙁 #
  • 18:54 Next time I’m takin
    g a train! TRAINS don’t experience turbulance, right?! #
  • 18:59 Turbulence is God’s way of saying, "Get the fuck out of the sky!!!" Not to mix deities, but I think the lightning bolts are next. #
  • 19:23 At least we don’t have to run three terminals over for our connecting flight – that’s a nice change! #
  • 19:30 Found a CANDY STORE at the Philly Airport – this leg of the trip is looking up! twitpic.com/1xxlua #
  • 19:33 Nestled in between Dora crap – Fish Kabobs! twitpic.com/1xxml4 #
  • 19:49 Shout
    out to Sweet Flights at the Philly airport – you couldn’t have come at a better time! Thank you… #
  • 19:52 Not sure if we’re just to the gate early, but it would be REALLY nice if there were some empty seats on this flight! #
  • 20:01 Oh joy – a crying baby already! Maybe he’s "just visiting" this gate??? #
  • 20:21 Really frustrated that these airplane seats are too small to even let me fully open a laptop screen!!! #
  • 20:23 Baby in row behind me, empty seats in rows around but ours, and I swear this seat feels smaller than the last. It’s gonna be a long 6 hrs! #
  • 20:25 Exa
    mple: "AIRPLANE!" Cute the first time your kid says it, but now it’s getting obnoxious. "Yes, we’re on a damn AIRPLANE already-shut up!" #
  • 20:27 Also, the problem with boarding first – I feel like any one of these people is going to drop their luggage on my head. #
  • 20:35 TTFN, Twitter! Seattle, here we come! #

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