This is actually kind of surprising because I tend to swear a lot on Twitter, yet I guess Santa only analyzed my last couple of dozen tweets which at the time happen to be relatively tame!
Mind y0u, we may have to have a little talk about language the next time I sit upon his knee because while I’ll give that the likes of fuck, bitch, shit, and asshole are definitely swear words, I would still contest that dildo, slut, and most of all WTF are certainly not!
Do acronyms of swear words still count as swear words???
Also, when did I tweet about dildos in the last couple of days?!
Oh yeah – that’s right… 😛
Who ever thought this was a good idea? Errr, the fake shooting part, not the farting dildo part… (https://t.co/wqFBSVcfVN)
— Scott Sevener (@ssevener) December 13, 2015