Eleven Random Things I’d Like to Do Before I Die…
1. Go SCUBA diving on the Great Barrier Reef 2. Play a round of golf with the Pope 3. Write an episode of The Simpsons 4. Have sex, preferrably with a girl̷...
Author: Scott
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Some movies are best left without a sequel…
Well, I finally got around to watching The Matrix: Reloaded the other night and all I have to say is, *yawn*… Mind you, I ended up watching a pirated copy...
Free shipping, my ass… <note the comma>
I just made yet another attempt to order a new entertainment center for myself online, yet once again I’ve been officially thwarted by the powers that be....
…oops, I almost forgot this one, too…
I found this particular quiz after Chris raved on and on about it, although I kind of expected to do a little better than I actually did! I normally don’t...
And now making a guest appearance…me!
I haven’t written here in nearly a week. Kind of a bummer, but I didn’t feel like writing here when I knew that I had other places that I was suppos...
Tom Green is an idiot…
Freddy Got Fingered is on Cinemax right now and it’s quite possibly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. Tom Green just bit through the umbilic...
P.S. Britney’s still hot…
Britney’s Guide to Semiconductor Physics http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
Friendly Sell-Outs and Publicity Whores…
How are you today? I’m great – thanks for asking! Now on to the real focus of our attention today – why does everybody purposely do things tha...
…but there ain’t no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune…
I don’t mean to brag, but I received quite the lucrative e-mail today. Nevertheless, even though it’s probably something that I should be keeping hu...
Clean, but certainly not squeaky…
Well, today I did something that I totally hadn’t planned on doing anytime soon – I applied for a new job down in Florida. My original plan was to l...