Free shipping, my ass… <note the comma>
I just made yet another attempt to order a new entertainment center for myself online, yet once again I’ve been officially thwarted by the powers that be....
Author: Scott
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…oops, I almost forgot this one, too…
I found this particular quiz after Chris raved on and on about it, although I kind of expected to do a little better than I actually did! I normally don’t...
And now making a guest appearance…me!
I haven’t written here in nearly a week. Kind of a bummer, but I didn’t feel like writing here when I knew that I had other places that I was suppos...
Tom Green is an idiot…
Freddy Got Fingered is on Cinemax right now and it’s quite possibly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. Tom Green just bit through the umbilic...
P.S. Britney’s still hot…
Britney’s Guide to Semiconductor Physics http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
Friendly Sell-Outs and Publicity Whores…
How are you today? I’m great – thanks for asking! Now on to the real focus of our attention today – why does everybody purposely do things tha...
…but there ain’t no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune…
I don’t mean to brag, but I received quite the lucrative e-mail today. Nevertheless, even though it’s probably something that I should be keeping hu...
Clean, but certainly not squeaky…
Well, today I did something that I totally hadn’t planned on doing anytime soon – I applied for a new job down in Florida. My original plan was to l...
WTF???
http://www.inflatablechurch.com
The more things change, the more they stay the same…
Time truly does change all things, persons, and situations, for better or for worse. The tricky part is differentiating which are important to you and which wer...