Things I Want for Christmas… – 2019 Edition
I need to figure out why the ice from the ice maker in my freezer all melts together into an unusable blob in the bucket so quickly. I want someone to fix the s...
I need to figure out why the ice from the ice maker in my freezer all melts together into an unusable blob in the bucket so quickly. I want someone to fix the s...
Thanksgiving Dinner We’ve never actually done a traditional Thanksgiving dinner all by ourselves. Typically we’ll get a pre-cooked turkey breast fro...
I know that I haven’t really blogged in a while, but yesterday was kind of crazy in a number of unexpected ways that really shook me, so I thought I’...
I feel like this month went by really fast. And I’m honestly not sure how much I can say that I actually got accomplished, but for what it’s worth, ...
After putting together this column the other day about prioritizing me in the new year, I still had this list leftover of random stuff that I’d like to do...
So I got released from the hospital today. I still have cellulitis, but I’m on my way to living my life without it. Cut to a clip of me throwing a footbal...
A father calls his son a few days after being put into a nursing home… “Son, you’re not going to believe it! This morning while my nurse was helping me get dres...
Preface: I hope this doesn’t come off as depressive, as it’s meant to be more reflective, but I suppose we’ll just see where it goes… He...
I know that most car salesmen are slimy and tricky and generally not to be trusted, but it’s still hard for me when I’m putting down tens of thousan...
This morning I peed a rock out of my penis. It wasn’t fun, and for those of you keeping score at home, it wasn’t the first time that I’ve done...