Tag: twitter

16:09 A kid almost just hit me with a sausage at Publix. Future Jedi or just an obnoxious child? # 19:11 I wish it would rain already so the neighbor kids outsi...

21:39 So is it too early to start buying Christmas lights? Because not for nothing, but Target has TONS of the ones I ran out of last year… # 23:17 Had a ...

10:17 Had an "Everything Bagel" this morning for breakfast. Now it looks like I’ll be brushing "everything" off of my desk for the res...

08:50 Sorry, but I won’t be friends with your cat on Facebook. # 14:33 I’ve had a Panera cookie sitting on a napkin nearby for several hours, and th...

08:44 This is going to sound really vain, but I was out of hair gel this morning and it’s going to drive me crazy all day. # 15:02 I think it’s sad ...

17:15 Torrential Downpour in Florida = driving home at 25 mph # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Follow me on Twitter as ssevener

20:13 What is this – Ford and Chevy cutting back by having their old man CEOs do their own ads? I wonder if they flew to the set in corporate jets # Autom...

00:58 My neighborhood smells like eggs. Why does my neighborhood smell like eggs??? # 14:56 Wow – the new commercial makes Kraft Philly Cream Cheese look ...

02:03 Geeking out over Disney Food Porn & looking forward to getting my own Disney site back on track later this fall. (tinyurl.com/mol479) # 14:30 Wasting ...

01:55 ROFLHTIECHS (Rolling on the Floor Laughing Hysterically, Tears in Eyes, Can’t Hardly Speak) New favorite site!!! (dontevenreply.com) # 02:06 "I...