the long-awaited return of a familiar monkey-friend…

Yesterday was a pretty big day for me.

It’s hard to believe that it’s been a little over 9 years since I first moved to Florida, and subsequently lost track of the ability to keep that website current as I scrambled from the independence one finds after finally moving out of his Mom’s basement and on his own. It’s kind of weird for me to look back at those times because for a good couple of years, Just Laugh was my life and yet at the drop of a hat it just sort of vanished during those weeks while I was still living out of a motel in South Tampa, then moving into my first apartment, then finding a real job, and well – you get the idea.

I even managed to lose justlaugh.net to a domain squatter because its renewal lapsed while I was still getting settled – that still rubs me the wrong way, even though about a year prior we had been able to snap up the .com address I had wanted all along without paying a ridiculous ransom for it.

It’s no secret that I’ve tried to rebuild this thing that once stood admittedly pretty tall at least half a dozen times since then, each getting a little further than before but ultimately still having to give way to whatever priorities were big in my life at the time. Truth be told, I actually started working on the current design that you see there now back in 2009, but I guess it just took me finding a certain place in my own life before I could really start to turn things around and give them the attention that they deserved to truly give Just Laugh a second chance.

That day began yesterday. Well, technically about a month and a half ago when I spent some time reshuffling priorities on the 12th deck of a cruise ship while my wife and I were on vacation. I realized that part of the reason previous re-launches had failed for Just Laugh was simply due to the size of the site and its ever-increasing needs as technology continues to distance itself from all of that code that I just barely slapped together back in 2002! I decided that as much as I wanted to whip off the sheet with one tug and showcase a bright, shiny new website from top to bottom, that just wasn’t going to be feasible with just me doing everything by hand. So instead, I put together the plan that you can see outlined on the site today – a phased approach that breaks up the redesign into about four parts, the first of which was completed yesterday.

There’s still a ton of work left to do and I’m trying not to get overly excited about all of it because that’s when the doubt starts creeping in, but I hope for my own sanity’s sake that I’m finally in a place where I can really stay on task here because I’ve got a whole lot of new ideas for Just Laugh and some of them are I guess what you would kind of consider to be career defining. They’re very big, and bold, and I honestly wish that I would’ve had the guts to start on them five years ago because time is precious, but here I am just the same. I’m not going to list them out here today because this doesn’t seem like the right venue, but I spent some time listing them out on the white board in my office last night … some of them are very personal, some of them are more focused on helping support the rest of the creative community, and there’s at least one or two that would pretty much blow my mind if I was able to put them under my belt in the next 5-10 years!

I don’t really feel like I’m back yet, but it feels good to be back just the same. My writing process for the last several years has been very isolated, for better and for worse, so I’m particularly looking forward to getting back in touch with people again, both any of the old contributors who feel up to the occasional collaboration and also hopefully some new ones, too, as I try to rebuild Just Laugh in a way that is as beneficial to everyone else just as much as it is to me. I go back through some of my archived e-mails and see just how many submissions we used to get from people for Just Laugh magazine or the twists that some of our off-the-wall projects took along the way …  it really burns me that we don’t stand here today with another 9 years of content in those vast archives, but all in the same, I’m looking forward to starting things fresh and seeing what we can come up with to make people laugh all over again.

Yesterday I completed the first phase of relaunching Just Laugh. I really hope that people like it because I’ve never been more anxious to start on phase two of a creative project, and there’s a lot more to come even beyond that.

I’m gonna do it! I’m REALLY gonna do it!!!

So this is it – the big commitment. I’m going to run a marathon in 2013!

😯 😯 😯

I don’t exactly know which race yet, but it looks like I’ve got a couple of different options…

  • 5K races in either September (Twilight Zone Tower of Terror 10-Miler Weekend) or November (Wine & Dine Marathon Weekend)
  • Half Marathon in November (Wine & Dine)
  • or if I’m way ahead of schedule… – 10-mile marathon in September (Twilight Zone)

And I know that these are all just baby marathons in comparison to the big 26-mile monstrosity that WDW holds once a year in January, but A) clearly the one two months from now is way too soon for me to even consider, and B) I kinda figured that a shorter race would give me a chance to see if I even want to do something that long in the first place! They say that a good target pace to train for is a 15-minute mile, which would clock the full-scale marathon in at about 6.5 hours of running, and even the half marathon is half of that, so either way I think it’s safe to say that I’ve got a lot of work to do if I’m going to even attempt this without managing to kill myself in the process!

For right now, I think my target is to try and shoot for the half marathon in November, and then if I both survive and enjoy it, then I might move on to try the full marathon two months later as well.

I know that I’ve got a long ways to go, but I really think that I need something different to help motivate me – who knows, maybe this is it. I do know that I desperately need to pick up a new pair of shoes as soon as possible because my current walking shoes actually have missing rubber in a couple of places and after trying a small amount of random jogging during my nightly dog walks that I’ve recently resumed, only to find my shins hurting like a sonofabitch, I’ve got to assume that actual running shoes have a bit more cushion in certain areas than walking shoes to help soften the blow, per se.

My plan, aside from buy new shoes, is first of all to simply incorporate a little more jogging into my walks every couple of days until in theory eventually I’m doing more jogging than running. I currently walk 3.5 miles in about 65 minutes, which gives me roughly an 18.5-minute mile. Dropping from there down to 15 doesn’t seem too bad, although I know that endurance is going to play just as big a part if I want to be able to do this for over three hours straight!

Maybe this means that I’ll be able to start writing a little more about my efforts again in the future, too. I kinda dropped off there because life exploded and made an absolute mess of the progress that I had been making earlier this year, but with any luck maybe something new and different will help get me back on track again.

13 miles – what in the world am I getting myself into?!

What I Learned About How Toilets Work Tonight…

So the toilet in our master bathroom has been clogged up for over a week now. I tried just about everything I could think of – tons of plunger-ing (obviously), makeshift coat-hanger auger, actual bought it at Home Depot auger, Internet-suggested baking soda and vinegar chemical method to breakdown the alleged blockage…

Yes, the Internet told me to turn my toilet into a baking soda & vinegar volcano, and I did it because I was really running out of options at that point!

All of this ended up being in vain, however, because it wasn’t until a couple of hours ago that I was faced with a startling revelation – the toilet was never actually clogged to begin with.

For you see, apparently two things are needed for a toilet to properly flush:

  1. a clear pipe leading out of the toilet into the unknown sewers below <— this is what I thought the problem was
  2. an adequate volume of water with which to carry anything in the bowl out of your life and into said sewers <— BINGO!!!

What I discovered after watching random toilet repair videos on YouTube (…yeah…) was that the tank of my toilet wasn’t actually filling up all the way because the guts inside of it are old and leaky, so when you’d go to flush the toilet you were really only getting about half a tank’s worth of water to push all of the yucky stuff out of the bowl. This explains why when I was dumping literally gallons of vinegar and warm water into the toilet as part of my volcano experiment, the bowl cleared perfectly fine because there was plenty of water weight working in its favor … but on its own, not so much.

It looks like in the meantime we can just keep an eye on the tank and if it isn’t full all the way at the time its service is required, just hold down on the little arm inside to fill it a bit more before flushing and then it works fine. This weekend I’ll have to spring the $8 to buy a new floaty thing, which isn’t hard to change because I’ve done it before, but I’m still not particularly looking forward to the task, either.

Anyways, the real takeaway behind tonight’s post is that just because your toilet isn’t flushing doesn’t mean that it’s actually clogged.

This has been your Educational Toilet Moment … I’m Scott Sevener … happy flushing! 😉

So Long and Thanks for All the Whales…

Ever wonder what it would be like if a meteor the size of a humpback whale hit the Earth??? Well, wonder no more…

Impact: Earthcreated by Purdue University

This thing is kinda cool – it lets you set a whole bunch of different variables about your object, including size, density, impact velocity, and then spews out a bunch of data based on your selections. My whale apparently was too porous and pretty much just splattered without even leaving a crater, but your results may vary, so have fun virtually chucking things at our planet with absolutely no catastrophic side effects whatsoever!

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn – End of an Era (DAMN!!!)

I’m not really even familiar with what this is for – I guess it’s like the cut scene marking the end of a chapter in the Final Fantasy MMO that just recently took place, but even simply watching it as a standalone movie … hot damn, that’s some absolutely gorgeous CGI! I’d be real curious to know the actual story and who the beardy guy is in particular who appears to teleport the party away right before the end of the world – I tried searching on it, but just got really, really confused!

Nevertheless, this video is definitely one worth cranking up to full screen 1080p and hoping you don’t experience YouTube lag for over the next 5:52. Just wow! 😯

Lego ReBrick – Awesome Lord of the Rings designs!!!

I’m not sure exactly when Lego officially launched ReBrick, but it seems like a good idea for them to have a place to highlight all of the cool custom designs that Lego fans are creating, even if they’re only linking to the original sources and not able to host them directly on their own site. I suppose most of the known communities like MOCpages and Flickr are already pretty well established anyways, so at least this is better than nothing…

Here’s a few Lord of the Rings designs that particularly caught my eye – just in time for the impending, four-day LOTR marathon that always seems to accompany my Thanksgiving holiday weekend! :mrgreen:

Nazgûl
Nazgûl, by Blake Baer


A Trip Through Middle Earth, by Soloio

Rivendell
Rivendell, by Blake Baer

Hobbit Hole
Hobbit Hole, by Legostone

More Disney marathon thoughts…

So the notion crossed my mind while we were at Epcot for Food & Wine Festival yesterday of me possibly having the desire to run a marathon. It’s something that apparently I blogged about at the beginning of the year – you know, when I was still all pumped up about exercise after the new year! But seeing all of the stuff setup in the parking lot for what was apparently the Wine & Dine Half Marathon taking place that evening rekindled the idea into something that I think I’m seriously going to reconsider over the next week. I don’t know – maybe it could be a better source of inspiration to have something specific to be working towards than simply lose weight so as to not die young!

More later in the week once I’ve had a chance to do some actual research and figure out just how crazy this idea really is…

Employers who layoff workers to avoid Obamacare are assholes.

You know what? If you’re an employer who doesn’t like the idea of being forced to provide health insurance for your employees, then maybe you should’ve pushed a little harder for the single-payer system that we all wanted in the first place.

It really disgusts me reading these headlines of employers loudly proclaiming only days after the President’s re-election that they’re laying off employees or cutting hours because they don’t want to pay for the Affordable Care Act. Note that the penalty for employers doesn’t even kick in until 2014 – some 60 weeks away – but firing people now, and especially saying that you’re targeting employees who voted for Obamajust makes you a gigantic asshole who doesn’t deserve to have quality employees working for you in the first place.

These are the kinds of employers who need to be weeded out of our society anyways – the ones who give the absolute bare minimum to their employees and vindictively cut corners wherever they can. They’re the reason why trickle-down economics are a bunch of crap, and why we need workplace laws in place explicitly to protect people from their own bosses. They’re the ones who exemplify Chris Rock’s quote about minimum wage, “It’s like saying – I’d pay you less if I could, but it’s against the law.”

Healthcare should’ve been separated from our employers like it has already been for most other civilized countries around the world, but in the meantime here in the USA we’ve still placed the burden on our employers to provide that coverage. It’s a benefit no different than one’s salary, and it’s time we moved past the notion that it can be an optional part of our lives. Everyone gets sick, everyone should be able to go to the doctor to get better, and if you don’t believe in that for your employees, then you’re an asshole who needs to find another line of work that doesn’t make you primarily responsible for providing another human’s well-being.

Providing health insurance, at least for now, is just another part of being an employer here in the United States, and I think it’s going to paint a very ugly portrait for any business owners who decide that they’d rather pay a fine or reduce the size of their businesses than actually provide the much needed coverage because they’re still pouting about their guy losing the election…

Election 2012 Afterthoughts

So I wasn’t quite sure how I was going to spend this election night – I ended up watching the poll #s way earlier than I ended up being comfortable with (how do you call a state that only has 2% of their votes counted?!), then took a break and didn’t end up sitting back down at the computer until apparently the networks were all ready to start calling it! I have issues with that when they had literally just started counting votes on the west coast and maybe we’ll talk about that another day, but instead I ended up just settling in over at the SourceFed live feed on YouTube. I’ve really been enjoying their take on presenting the news over the past couple of months, so it was nice to listen in on a younger, less stuffy post-election discussion about voting and politics and everything while we waited first for Romney to give his concession speech, then for President Obama to accept.

I’m not gonna lie, this victory definitely feels different than the election four years ago when Obama was first elected into office, and I guess the best way for me to describe it is that I think I feel more relieved than excited for the President to get another four years to finish the things that he’s started. My own “approval rating” for the President is probably somewhere between 70-80% right now – there have definitely been some areas that he’s failed to deliver on, but then again, he’s also had some impressive victories as well and we should’ve known four years ago that a single term wasn’t going to be the magic ticket for a lot of the issues that our nation faces right now. Hell, I’m sure that a lot of them still won’t be fixed in the next four years, either, because some of our problems are just too damn big at this point to have an easy answer anymore.

Still, I’m relieved that Romney didn’t get elected because I firmly believe that he would’ve been many giant leaps backwards from where we’re trying to go as a nation. I mean, he’s even said it himself how he wants to reverse several of Obama’s key decisions on day #1 in office, and like them or not, I just don’t have any respect for a leader whose first motive in office is to take us backwards instead of forward. Obama may still have a lot of work to do, but at least his plans don’t involve leveling the whole place and starting from scratch on his first day at work…

am, I’m sure like most other people, looking forward to politics taking more of a backseat role in my life again at least for a little while. I’m sure the republicans are going to be whining like crazy over this setback in the weeks to come, but at least going back to politics only being on the news and not in my mailbox, and my online ads, and my voicemail will be a bit of a temporary reprieve.

Tomorrow will be a new day, and one where we no longer have to worry about the possibility of a Romney/Ryan presidency, but we still have an awful lot of work to do.