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• 00:21 C’ya Seattle… twitpic.com/1ywsjo #
• 00:53 Cramped Airplane – CHECK. Crying Baby – CHECK. Tensions already running high – let’s get this 6-hour rodeo started! #
• 06:16 One long flight down, one shorter flight to go. Very much looking forward to a comfy, non-turbulent bed back at home! #
• 06:35 Connecting flight just got changed to a new terminal – I knew this trip home seemed too easy… #
• 06:53 LEGO Liberty Bell – Philadelphia just got 110% cooler!!! twitpic.com/1yyw2l #
• 07:06 Nothing like a gate change across the entire airport – can’t wait for this US Air experience to be OVER!!! #
• 07:19 So with all of my negative tweets about flying US Air this trip, can someone recommend a QUALITY airline who CARES about service??? #
• 07:21 We used to fly AirTran, but they started sucking. I’ve heard good things about Southwest, but not sure how much they fly out of Tampa. #
• 07:23 There’s just gotta be an airline who doesn’t make flying an absolutely horrible experience. #
• 07:24 No extra fees is a big one after this trip – we paid another $91 between baggage and "choice seats" just so we could sit together. #
• 07:25 I’d be happy to pay a little more upfront to know that there won’t be fees later and I’ll get treated halfway decently. #
• 12:43 Oof – finally home sweet home. Flying is hard. Time for a nap… #

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• 01:36 Sitting down to watch the Twilight movies with wife & friends – if I wake up gay tomorrow, at least you’ll know why… #
• 01:59 Admittedly, he does have pretty dreamy eyes…0 #
• 02:31 I don’t get this movie any more than I get women – "Oooh – I love me a man who could suck my blood!" #
• 15:03 Fuck @usairways – they didn’t assign us ANY seats going home, so we have to either pay $15 each to pick now or take whatever at the airport. #
• 15:04 When I’m paying $900+ to fly with you, the least you can do is give me fucking seats next to each other. @usairways #sucks #
• 15:04 I hate flying. Friendly skies, my ass… @usairways #sucks #
• 17:05 Getting ready to take to the trails of the Washington wilderness – if we’re not back in 5 hours, send a search party. #
• 17:09 Something tells me the only tweeting I’m going to hear for a while is going to be from actual birds… #
• 17:53 Pretty… twitpic.com/1ytyz3 #
• 18:02 Our new home in Seattle – I think we’re really going to like it here! twitpic.com/1yu15d #
• 18:08 Been "hiking&qu
  ot; for 40 "minutes" and nowhere near "the top" yet. I’m sooo not an outdoorsman anymore! #
• 18:09 Somebody just walked by CARRYING A BABY!!! Out of shape isn’t even the phrase… #
• 19:21 Still alive … hoping to see flat land again soon. #
• 19:38 All of these moss-covered trees look exactly the same! twitpic.com/1yupbt #
• 19:49 Hiking Tip: 2 miles up steep freaking hills is not the same as 2 miles in suburbi twitpic.com/1yus3q #
• 20:02 Made it off the mountain, hips hating me and l
  egs now the consistency of jelly. #
• 20:02 Remember kids, friends don’t let overweight, out of shape friends go hiking. #
• 23:34 Running late at the airport – for all of the shit we’ve had on the trip, it’d be nice if US Air had more than two people working the counter #
• 23:40 Checked in after getting held up by slow people who wouldn’t move up to open kiosks. Now waiting in massive security line. #
• 23:47 Little kid keeps running into my laptop bag – his head must really be hurting by now… #
• 23:47 For a while I was trying to move it out of his way, but we’re done with me being
  nice. This line is too damn long for that. #

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• 16:40 More rain today in Seattle – heading out to check out waterfalls and such, ironically enough… #
• 16:42 Also, tried tapioca this morning. It was … very weird, like eating fish eggs, I would imagine. Not bad, just … weird. #
• 17:22 Meanwhile somewhere in Greater Washington… twitpic.com/1yk00q #
• 18:12 Trying new things… twitpic.com/1yke0d #
• 20:09 At the Seattle Pacific Science Center – Earth is small… twitpic.com/1ylaan #

20:13 Roar. twitpic.com/1ylbg1 #

• 20:58 Seattle is weird… twitpic.com/1ylnju #
• 21:20 A picture of that space thing in Seattle… twitpic.com/1yltdd #
• 21:44 The Seattle Space Needle has the best smelling men’s room I’ve EVER been in! #
• 22:23 Downtown Seattle from the Space Needle twitpic.com/1ym9r8 #
• 22:30 Fun Fact: The Empire State Building is about 1,252 feet, or TWO Space Needles!!! Thanks, Wikipedia! #
• 22:53 Seattle Space Needle – 520 feet up twitpic.com/1ymhin #

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• 14:29 Alright, Seattle – I’ve seen your bagels, and they were delicious! What else ya got? #
• 15:24 FYI… twitpic.com/1y7h2t #
• 17:18 So far Seattle has been slightly rainy, and we’ve seen a lot of food. Who knew there were candy stores west of the Mississippi?! #
• 22:03 Alright, Seattle! I’ve seen your crazy fish markets, your candy stores, your Starbucks with the boob logo, and even your "underground." #
• 22:03 Now it’s time to show me your teriyaki! #

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• 10:58 New Humor Column : Keep Your Chainsaw to Yourself! bit.ly/bXDltX #
• 12:11 Don’t you hate it when you drop a toenail on the floor and you know you won’t find it until it jabs you in the foot two days later??? #
• 12:43 Uh oh – gotta leave for the airport in about an hour … I suppose it’s time to start packing, eh? #
• 12:44 LOL – Current Weather: in Tampa, 88 degrees (feels like 98); in Seattle, 60 degrees (feels like 60). Hmmm… #
• 13:16 To the airport!!! #
• 14:33 Suitcase has a broken wheel. What is, thi
  ngs you don’t want to learn at the airport? #
• 14:39 Just remember, we’re parked in Goofy 24. Oh wait, wrong parking lot… #
• 14:42 LOL at the woman nearby who just shook her Blackberry in the air … because wi-fi works just like an Etch-a-Sketch! #
• 15:12 And…our credit card got flagged for fraud usage. We haven’t even left town yet!!! #
• 15:28 Bad People to Have in Front of You While Going Through Airport Security – Paris Hilton lookalikes #
• 15:40 Brainstorm: They need little shelves in the bathroom stalls at airports so you have someplace to set the stuff you’re carrying. #
• 15:44 Airport Fun: Looking like an idiot when you can’t figure out how to get the faucets in the bathroom to turn on. #
• 15:45 Even More Fun: Spraying water all over your shirt when the stupid thing finally does turn on… #
• 15:48 If people would skip only one empty seat instead of two, there’d be a lot more people able to sit down here at the gate. #
• 15:54 Business talk I don’t want to hear on vacation – anything pertaining to "solutions" or "process improvements." #
• 15:58 Also, insider comments, synergy, leverage, capital gains, empowerment, feedback mechan
  isms. Seriously, please make these guys stop… #
• 16:03 An eavesdropping sidenote – companies should not call groups "task forces" or "swat teams" unless they’re actually going to give them guns. #
• 16:16 Now boarding … time to stop with the tweeting and get some actual writing done! Amazing how the less distractions, the easier it is… #
• 16:25 For someone who’s not officially claustrophobic, these airlines sure are pushing it! #
• 18:52 Wow – first leg was HORRIBLE! Felt like there was a trampoline in the back of the plane… 🙁 #
• 18:54 Next time I’m takin
  g a train! TRAINS don’t experience turbulance, right?! #
• 18:59 Turbulence is God’s way of saying, "Get the fuck out of the sky!!!" Not to mix deities, but I think the lightning bolts are next. #
• 19:23 At least we don’t have to run three terminals over for our connecting flight – that’s a nice change! #
• 19:30 Found a CANDY STORE at the Philly Airport – this leg of the trip is looking up! twitpic.com/1xxlua #
• 19:33 Nestled in between Dora crap – Fish Kabobs! twitpic.com/1xxml4 #
• 19:49 Shout
  out to Sweet Flights at the Philly airport – you couldn’t have come at a better time! Thank you… #
• 19:52 Not sure if we’re just to the gate early, but it would be REALLY nice if there were some empty seats on this flight! #
• 20:01 Oh joy – a crying baby already! Maybe he’s "just visiting" this gate??? #
• 20:21 Really frustrated that these airplane seats are too small to even let me fully open a laptop screen!!! #
• 20:23 Baby in row behind me, empty seats in rows around but ours, and I swear this seat feels smaller than the last. It’s gonna be a long 6 hrs! #
• 20:25 Exa
  mple: "AIRPLANE!" Cute the first time your kid says it, but now it’s getting obnoxious. "Yes, we’re on a damn AIRPLANE already-shut up!" #
• 20:27 Also, the problem with boarding first – I feel like any one of these people is going to drop their luggage on my head. #
• 20:35 TTFN, Twitter! Seattle, here we come! #

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