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• 00:55 I may not have gotten any writing done tonight, but I did get the windmill working again for the town of Leaf. #remember #crystalis #nes??? #
• 00:57 Also managed to find a Statue of Onyx for some old dude – all in all, a productive evening, I think! #crystalis #was #awesome #
• 16:05 Seriously, Kleenex’s slogan is "Let It Out"??? Seems a little crude … what’s next?! "Toilet Paper – Clean That Ass!" #
• 16:08 Why not just "Kleenex – Stop Using Your Sleeve, You Pig!" #
• 16:08 Or even "You Can Pick Your Friends, You Can Blow Your Nose … Just Don’t Mix the Two Up. Kleenex." #
• 18:26 For the last time, what’s the point of having your cake if you’re NOT going to eat it, too?! STOP WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD CAKE!!! #

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• 00:53 twitpic.com/16vwdl – Pink it’s my fav-o-rite ice cream… #
• 01:08 Watching Daniel Tosh on Comedy Central – how have I never heard of this guy before?! #
• 01:15 "I’m a man … not much of one, but a man. And I will choke you if you’re younger, smaller, and preferably white." This guy is killing me! #
• 20:49 New Humor Column : Addicted to Stupid, Little Games… bit.ly/bQ0RMc #

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• 13:33 Lady with a pro-life bumper sticker on her car almost just backed into me in the parking lot … irony? #

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• 01:40 Did somebody say HAM CUPCAKES?! (tinyurl.com/o4qrv8) #
• 18:34 So what’s the ruling on "ladies first" if you’re unsure whether she is, in fact, dude or lady? #

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• 02:00 Moon base! Moon base! RT @davekellett: 600 million metric tons of water found on the moon? YES PLEASE. tinyurl.com/ykbrwu4 #
• 09:00 Unless you’re in a parade, there’s no reason to ever drive 15 mph anywhere. #
• 16:01 Apparently donating money to UNICEF for Haiti also meant "subscribe me to your newsletter where we’ll ask for more money each week." #

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• 10:42 twitpic.com/167vml – Reason #1 083 why my wife is awesome… #
• 10:45 Also, woohoo – my phone is letting me post photos again! #
• 17:45 @ herbstsonne @markmorford Is it just me or does Ballmer look like a young Emperor Palpatine in that photo??? #

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• 12:15 @thatkevinsmith We went Sat. night to a packed theater that roared for Tracy’s lines! He made this movie. #CopOut #
• 12:17 @thatkevinsmith The movie montage at the beginning was the best – I knew it was a Kevin Smith flick when Willis drew on the glass… #CopOut #
• 16:46 @Cowkitty I swear, those things are like rats around here … and forget about it if you find one standing in the middle of the road! #
• 19:36 Pet Peeve: When somebody tries to make a right turn around me at a stop light where there isn’t actually an extra lane for that… #
• 19:39 Bonus Pet Peeve: People who then get pissed when there’s not enough room to do so because of *my car* being in its own lane… #

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• 23:33 Whenever I see commercials for Verizon’s Droid, it makes me think that someone in marketing was just WAAAAY too into Battlestar Galactica… #
• 23:35 Comparison: iPhone – innovative and fun; Droid – scary, with concerns about it one day becoming sentient and rising up against humanity. #

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• 08:50 New Humor Column : Car Salesmen Are People, Too… bit.ly/d7yuVL #
• 19:30 License plate on the BMW in front of me – AW SUM7. What are the chances that he has six other cars labeled AWSUM1 – AWSUM6??? #
• 21:12 TGIFridays dining tip: Ask for a seat by the window – the extra light from the parking lot will help to make reading the menu possible! #
• 21:53 Eight words I’m going to regret in about an hour and a half – "I’ll take two tickets to Valentine’s Day, please…" #
• 21:58 Not for nothing, but dudes who are tall enough to see over the stalls in the mens room really creep me out.
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• 11:24 ROFL – Click this link immediately! RT @eddyrivas: Oh man, this just killed me. Thanks @pintlog bit.ly/bIbTom #
• 12:39 Oh noes – now what will Kanye pimp around in while his Bentley is in the shop?! (tinyurl.com/ylbzad3) #
• 15:52 @dunkindonuts Why doesn’t your Make Your Own Donut feature include a description of the new donut along with it’s picture via AddThis??? #
• 15:54 @dunkindonuts It’d be a lot easier to brag about my new creation if it listed the fillings & toppings instead of just showing them in a pic! #
• 15:55 @dunkindonuts Or even better, give me an image with the pic and description that I can embed into a blog post. Quizzes do it all the time. #
• 18:32 Trying out @dominos new pizza recipe this evening … does @papajohns finally have some competition again??? #
• 20:08 I know I’m getting old when I feel super accomplished about clearing all of the dirty dishes off of the counter… #

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