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• 10:17 Had an "Everything Bagel" this morning for breakfast. Now it looks like I’ll be brushing "everything" off of my desk for the rest of the day #
• 13:59 I find myself getting increasingly frustrated by restaurants who expect tips when I’m just getting takeout. #
• 14:01 I know the argument is that the same servers who wait tables fill the takeout orders, too, but does that really warrant a gratuity??? #
• 14:03 I guess when I’m dining out, I just look at the tip as a thank-you for good service throughout the meal – not just for handing me my food. #
• 14:05 ** cut to me opening my takeout container and finding
  just nothing but spit and leftover scraps from the people who actually did tip… ** #

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• 08:50 Sorry, but I won’t be friends with your cat on Facebook. #
• 14:33 I’ve had a Panera cookie sitting on a napkin nearby for several hours, and the napkin is now soaked in oil. Still looks delicious, though… #

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• 08:44 This is going to sound really vain, but I was out of hair gel this morning and it’s going to drive me crazy all day. #
• 15:02 I think it’s sad when I see a kid carrying a pack of cigarettes to their parents. #
• 17:11 I need something funny to exercise to tonight. And no, A MIRROR is not an acceptable answer … ha ha. I was thinking something audible… #

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• 17:15 Torrential Downpour in Florida = driving home at 25 mph #

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• 20:13 What is this – Ford and Chevy cutting back by having their old man CEOs do their own ads? I wonder if they flew to the set in corporate jets #

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• 00:58 My neighborhood smells like eggs. Why does my neighborhood smell like eggs??? #
• 14:56 Wow – the new commercial makes Kraft Philly Cream Cheese look so FUN!!! I feel like playing croquet now… #
• 19:12 Fancy Feast Appetizers – for when your cat deserves to eat better than you do. #
• 19:14 Lord of the Rings marathon in HD on TNT = Scott spending a lazy Sunday lounging in front of the TV, and really, I’m ok with that. #
• 19:17 "Throw it in the FIRE!!!" #lotr #hd #tnt #abc123 #
• 19:21 "Give me your hand! Oh, gross – not THAT one. Gi
  ve me your OTHER hand!" #
• 19:26 Hobbit Snuggle!!! (part 1 of many) #
• 19:34 Alright, guys – cue the gay, hobbit laughs and keep ’em coming! #
• 19:39 It’s good to be the king … especially when your true love sacrifices immortality to be with you! #
• 20:04 God damn – my car registration went up from $65 to $100 this year?! Way to fuck the residents to balance the budget, State of Florida! #
• 20:08 And in the end, Sam found himself a really hot hobbit wife. The end. #
• 20:35 Going to Wal-Mart – pretty e
  xcited about the trip. #sarcasm #notreally #godletmebebackbeforedawn #
• 22:24 Trying my epic 5-mile cross-suburban exercise gauntlet twice in a row this weekend – expecting putty legs tomorrow as a result. #

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• 02:03 Geeking out over Disney Food Porn & looking forward to getting my own Disney site back on track later this fall. (tinyurl.com/mol479) #
• 14:30 Wasting time reading comments from CSS snobs about how table-based layouts are sinful … not sure that I’ll ever get it myself, though… #
• 15:06 Our house is such a disaster area right now … anyone wanna come clean it so I can sit around and play video games all afternoon? #
• 17:17 Really, how did Doom – THE 1ST PERSON SHOOTER – get made into a movie??? Who in the studio thought THAT would be a good idea?! #
• 20:53 Wow – so THIS is ho
  w Disney plans to compete with the new Harry Potter land at Islands of Adventure! Sweet. (tinyurl.com/qead5j) #
• 21:01 I’m not sure if this should even count as a McDonald’s, so much as a normal restaurant using their logo… (tinyurl.com/pyobo2) #

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• 01:55 ROFLHTIECHS (Rolling on the Floor Laughing Hysterically, Tears in Eyes, Can’t Hardly Speak) New favorite site!!! (dontevenreply.com) #
• 02:06 "I assure you that nobody will mess with your daughter as I escort her home from soccer practice." I’m dyin’ here – go to the site NOW! #
• 02:14 "As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm." It just keeps getting better… #
• 02:26 "I don’t want to give people the idea that I care about the environment." Last one, and then I’ve GOT to get to bed… #
• 17:48 Literally have dark clouds in my rearview and sunny skies ahead on the ride home – hope I can beat the gloom there! #
• 18:01 Made it! And … cue the downpour. #