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• 21:39 Whew – finally home! I hate driving in the rain… #
• 21:57 Alright, just an hour of awesomely productive writing, then bedtime and tv time with the wife. JUST A SINGLE, SOLITARY PRODUCTIVE HOUR… #
• 22:54 Is it a rule that one’s tupperware cabinet be organized to fall out in your face the moment you open the door? #
• 23:57 Just sang "One of these things doesn’t belong here…" to hint to the wife that her socks belong in the hamper, not on the floor. #
• 23:58 Defeating bad habits with Sesame Street songs – Mom would be proud! #weloveyoumrhooper #

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• 09:44 Wow – this is kind of interesting… RT @guigar: Disney to acquire Marvel comics for $4 billion: bit.ly/cNYrA #
• 10:16 I wonder what Disney buying Marvel will do to Islands of Adventure-I’ll bet Marvel Super Hero Island will be re-themed once contracts expire #
• 19:01 Don’t you remember? We built this city on rock ‘n roll! #80sworkout #
• 19:03 I wanna know what you’re feeling – tell me what’s on your mind. #80sworkout #
• 19:06 The further on the edge, the HOTTER the intensity… #80sworkout #
• 19:12 They stack
  the odds, but we take to the street for the kill with the skill to survive. #80sworkout #classic #
• 19:14 I need you tonight ’cause I’m not sleepy. #80sworkout #
• 19:20 The more things you get, the more you want. #80sworkout #
• 19:23 …and as I try to make my way to the ordinary world, I will learn to survive. #80sworkout #
• 22:33 Hot damn – the season finale of Weeds sure was unexpected…and GREAT!!! #

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• 02:25 FinallyFast.com is for PC computers only, even though half the computers shown in our ad were Macs… #
• 02:32 Getting The Times delivered for me is really the best part of the weekend … because my life is incomplete without The New York Times. #
• 15:13 Wow – there’s so much @spam on Twitter these days around the trending topics. They REALLY need to figure out how to crack down soon… 🙁 #
• 15:14 You can’t even browse the trending topics anymore because they’re littered with make money and get free shit schemes. Come on! #
• 15:55 Awesome, Microsoft – I can’t do keyboard codes (Trademark = ALT + 0153) in Word 2007, eith
  er! But THE RIBBON is much simpler… #
• 20:55 Great – it sounds like we’ve got another moaner in the gym tonight… #
• 21:42 Note to Self: As The Guide tells us, don’t forget your towel … especially when working out at the gym. Sweatius Maximus! #

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• 14:00 Pharmacists of the world, level with us … is moving pills from a big bottle to a bunch of little bottles can’t really be all that tough… #
• 14:02 I’m just saying … it’s not like you’re cooking up my wife’s birth control back there yourselves. Why do I have to wait an hour? #
• 15:03 Ahhhh – I love coming home to the smell of sweet and sour meatballs slowly simmering in the crockpot! Excellent… #
• 15:17 twitpic.com/fqhwc – Oh yes they DO exist!!! #
• 15:19 If there is a God, these are the kind of meatballs he would serve at his cocktail parties. #
• 15:27 Awesome – just found out that we DO get CurrentTV with Bright House! Scheduling InfoMania on DVR … NOW. #
• 15:32 A prescription drug to make EYELASHES grow bigger??? Now if only they made a drug for OTHER PLACES… Oh yeah, nevermind. #latisse #
• 16:26 Wondering just how much my wife would freak out if she saw the lizard I just found running around our living room… #
• 16:39 Finally got the little guy out, but accidentally chopped off half his tail in the process. Looked like a skink – tinyurl.com/kt5ln9 #
• 16:39 Funny how I used to love those things growing up, but
  it kinda startled me running around my house! #
• 17:20 @krisstraub "…and your diet coke." #
• 19:58 LOL @ Weeds – "Name one jazz musician." "Dr. Teeth." "He’s a muppet." "He’s a jazz muppet." #
• 22:43 With meatballs as my fuel, I now leave to go walk my five miles. Go Weight Loss! #
• 22:53 First Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: don’t step on the frogs #
• 23:00 Second Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: no, that PROBABLY wasn’t a gator…but it might be best to move it along all the same
  #
• 23:06 Third Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: even at 11pm, it’s still 90 FUCKING DEGREES OUT!!! #
• 23:12 Fourth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: that stench is likely just the swamp you just passed … yeah, just the swamp – that’s it. #
• 23:19 Fifth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: exercise. is. hard. #
• 23:24 Sixth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: what’d you expect, a Mickey Mouse parade?! Nobody ever said losing weight was easy! #
• 23:33 Seventh Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: armadillos are awesome! #
• 23:43 Eighth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: even enduring sweaty, grueling exercise is still better than sitting through District 9 #
• 23:50 Ninth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: learn to tune out the chirping because it NEVER stops #
• 23:51 Tenth Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: just be happy that all of those bugs MAKING the chirping sounds stay out of sight #
• 23:57 Eleventh and Final Rule of Walking in Florida at Night: sometimes the best part of a workout is the end … actually, almost ALWAYS… #
• 23:58 Time to hit the showers, Twitter – thanks for walking the suburban trails with me this cool, summer’s evening! #

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• 13:54 Scraping dishes clean, licking up crumbs, sobbing incessantly with regards to portion sizes … these are the acts of a man on a diet. #
• 14:38 This makes me sad – such a great show for kids. RT @conorknighton RIP, Reading Rainbow. Show ends its 26 year run today. bit.ly/CTJW #
• 14:39 Just made a date to go see District 9 this evening – it had better be as awesome as everyone is saying… #
• 20:34 WTF?! District 9 was fucking HORRIBLE!!! Like Cloverfield, but even suckier. #
• 20:35 Thanks, Internet. I just lost my movie choosing priviledges for A LONG TIME thanks to your shitty advice! #dist
  rict9sucked #reallybad #
• 20:36 Best Movie of the Summer?! Not even if it’s the only one you saw… #pissedaboutgettingdupedintoseeingdistrict9 #
• 20:57 District 9 … aka $17 and two hours of my life that I’ll never get back. #wasteoftime #andmoney #dontforgetdignity #
• 21:01 The Final Word on District 9: I’m gonna have to watch SO MANY chick flicks with the wife to make up for taking her to that piece of crap. #
• 21:07 P.S. …the movie sucked… #andbymovieimreferringtodistrict9eventhoughothermoviesshouldntbepenalizedbyassociation #

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• 15:10 I think the Lego vs. Legos argument is stupid – who "played with Lego" as a kid?! *I* played with Legos… (tinyurl.com/krz69r) #

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• 10:01 It makes sense… RT @Shamu: From www.criggo.com, comes this very sensible advice. twitpic.com/fbl0c #

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• 12:12 I’m usually not a hater towards dogs, but if a gator JUST SO HAPPENED to eat the little runt that just shit in my yard, I’d be ok with it. #
• 12:13 Also the owner, not only for NOT doing any clean-up post pooping, but for also ENCOURAGING said pooping in disturbing, baby voices. #
• 14:15 Just saw a license plate that said "AMSTER" … girl named Amber or hamster afficionado that missed out on "HAMSTR"??? #
• 14:55 Prediction: my seemingly intricate plan to miss rush hour is going to fail horribly #
• 15:26 Red Lobster calls its waitresses "Seafood Experts" … seems a bit presumptuous, albeit not
  knowing what kind of rigorous training is needed #
• 15:29 What is this crap – I ordered the scampi, not the skimpy! #
• 15:58 Waitress helicoptered the whole meal and was overly friendly – not the best Lobster meal we’ve had. #
• 16:01 Wife tipped the annoying waitress 10% – don’t piss off the lady signing the bill! #
• 17:11 twitpic.com/f9agj – ‘Tis a stormy day at Disney’s Boardwalk #
• 17:31 "There’s more of a chance that a hippo would sit on you than getting hit by lightning, Dad!" – some kid walking by #
• 18:10 Alright – I made it to the car … cue the downpour. #
• 19:31 Home is where the ME is. #
• 20:29 @kevinrose No black people in Poland, apparently… #
• 23:09 Just finished watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall again on Cinemax – why can’t we have more comedies like THAT?! Such a good flick… #

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• 11:13 "Redneck Princess" – now THERE’S a term that’ll send shivers up your spine! #
• 19:38 Grrr … the search feature in Amazon Associates Widget Maker isn’t working right now. And ME with a whole list of products to add… :< #

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• 00:38 Remind me again why the guy who HATES spiders is sitting here watching Arachnophobia??? #
• 00:47 Why does the guy who’s most afraid of spiders give them every possible opportunity to jump down on his FACE?! #
• 00:49 What’s worse than a pissed off spider queen? A pissed off spider queen who’s ON FIRE! #
• 02:18 Ladies, tell me – vibrating mascara brush … "innovative" or "scary as hell"? #
• 16:28 Soup for lunch seemed like a lot better idea BEFORE I realized that it’s still summertime here in Florida… #
• 16:53 This is hilari
  ous – "Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About" (www.mil-millington.com) #
• 19:46 You can tell that I don’t eat at McDonalds much – girl asked if I wanted my combo "large." My response: "Um, whatever the normal size is…" #
• 19:51 Second Window Girl practically threw my order out the window, including a soda that was all wet on the lid. Zephyrhills’ McDonalds sucks. #
• 21:07 Does Wal-Mart just not realize that their plain "Great Value" branding all over the store looks really boring and unattractive? #
• 22:34 Acceptable Places to Get Stranded In: a DiGiorno Pizza factory #str
  anded #bringiton #yummy #
• 22:41 Alright … Angela from The Office is way too NOT PERKY to be doing hair care commercials! #

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