the internet rocks

Dear Internet,

I just wanted to take a moment to say thank-you for the new guilty pleasure that you so graciously bestowed upon me last weekend.

Tweeted by the legendary Martin Sargent, I learned of a radical conspiracy freak brave freedom fighter who has chosen taken a stand and voice his warnings of our impending oppressionover and over again … via the magical moving picture web known as YouTube. I am forever changed, having watched nearly every single one of this valiant hero’s lengthy newscasts and public service announcements concerning the New World Order and Global Warming and even President Obama Not Being a US Citizen.

Internet, I wish I could make this stuff up, but until the day that I can, it comforts me to know that you’ve got my back with such timeless treasures created by any yahoo with a webcam and a 4th grade reading level.

Sincerely,
– Scott Sevener

(with apologies to Tally Hall)

scheduling, procrastination, and how to do what you love…

So I stumbled across a few more articles this week about the creative process and even just business in general that I thought were kind of interesting. The guy who wrote them is a venture capitalist, so there was a lot more on the site that was a bit out of my scope (even though I’m sure they’re equally insightful), but I at least wanted to share these few that I took a particular interest in…

How to Do What You Love
The age-old struggle for artists of all genres – includes a comprehensive look at not only why it’s no surprise that most people don’t like their current jobs, but also the main routes to get into one that you do. Unfortunately, my “two jobs” don’t share much in common, so I tend to follow the two-job route…

Maker’s Schedule, Manager’s Schedule
This one I relate to a whole lot at work because we have all sorts of meetings, but I can also see how it can apply to my creative writing because even when I’m approaching my weekend time, it’s a lot harder to get in the right frame of mind to be able to churn out the funnies when I’ve only got an hour or so here and there. Granted, this is odd because most of my columns usually end up taking only an hour or two of work each, but maybe it’s something to do with simply knowing the extra time is there if I need it.

Good and Bad Procrastination
My favorite concept in this one: “If you get inspired by some project, it can be a net win to blow off everything you were supposed to do for the next few days to work on it.” Frankly, I run into this kind of thing a lot because right now I’m trying my hand at several different creative ventures to try and feel out what will stick, and I can definitely attest that on any given day, I’m not generally in the right mood to just work on anything I happen to pull out of the pile. My solution thus far is to more or less try to work on what I actually want to work on at a given moment, with the understanding that while some projects may take a little longer to launch with the hopping, it still beats just wasting time sitting around doing nothing because I’m simply not inspired enough to work on what I had “scheduled” for that day.

(This is just one aspect of that article – there’s also a lot to take out of errands vs. real work that hits close to home!)

Be Good
This last one is much more start-up related than purely creative, but I still enjoyed it because he touches on some tenets that seem really good for the wanna-be entrepreneur like myself – namely, figure out how to create a good product that people need/want/enjoy and focus on that, rather than simply the money. I’ve already seen this mentality work in other avenues because it makes sense that if you focus on quality, as long as the other elements of your work aren’t total shit, everything else should just fall in line behind you. Of course, there’s a lot more to it than that, but it’s nonetheless definitely something that I’m trying to keep in mind as I attempt to get back into the self-employed swing of things this year!

The Onion. Funny.

Some of my recent favorites:

From Twitter 07-19-2009

  • 00:47:52: @lorisaurus And you wonder why I’m not on Facebook…
  • 15:01:20: Pineapple Express is a really boring movie. What’s up with Seth Rogen lately? Pineapple, Zack and Miri, Observe and Report…
  • 15:27:48: Well, there goes an hour and 32 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back…
  • 21:50:21: Woa – hotdog vs. hotdog bun configuration issue resolved! When did this happen?! #theregoesthatjoke #yayoscarmeyer
  • 22:34:26: Carnival’s website still won’t let me make a payment online. That’s awesome. #cantcruiseifyouwontletmepay

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also…

I just realized this evening while working on that last post that LoudTwitter hasn’t been working for the last couple of days, and judging from this particular post, its future doesn’t exactly sound too bright, either.

Bummer, because despite just how grandly they were outnumbering my regular blog posts, I kinda liked having my Twitter posts syndicated here for historical purposes. Any leads yet on another LiveJournal-friendly Twitter scraper?

I wonder how easy it would be to just parse the RSS feed and post it via e-mail with PHP once a day? Not my preferred way to spend my time, but unless something better presents itself…

We writers are a peculiar bunch…

I read this really intriguing piece by Wil Wheaton a week or so ago that I’ve been meaning to sit down and write about, but I keep getting sidetracked. Nonetheless, I’ve got a short bit of time now, so here we go…

Anyways, Wil was commenting on yet another writer’s thoughts on the writing process itself and what we writers go through in that process, and I was amused because I can definitely relate to the whole five hours of brainstorming, fifteen minutes of actual writing-concept. It happens to me mostly with my columns – I’ll mull about for the better part of a day, nitpicking little ideas in my head here or there as I do just about everything except actually writing, and when I finally find myself actually hitting the keys, the time for that particular portion of the process flies by fairly quickly. Which sucks because it ends up being an incredibly frustrating way to work sometimes because I’m sure many writers will vouch that right up until those last keystrokes fall, our day pretty much feels like a wash, with that final copy being our only validation for a successful day’s work. Mind you, it’s not always that rough, but when it is – look out!

That said, I think what I enjoyed the most about Wil’s post was the part at the very end when he mentions his family’s “support” of his process because I find myself in those kinds of situations with my wife more and more. Fortunately, Sara’s awesomely supportive about it, to where at this point she doesn’t even bat an eye when I stop to scribble some notes on the back of a receipt or simply need to take a moment to organize something (seemingly) amusing that just took place when we’re out and about. She’s come to accept that even when I don’t have a keyboard in hand, often times I’m brainstorming or considering possible ideas at any given moment, and she’s ok with that because she understands just how vital those little nuggets can be when they finally do come about. Granted, sometimes it might be because she can also relate that getting that kind of stuff down on paper can mean the difference between that week’s humor column being a fairly painless endurance and it stretching out for several hours each night right up until the last possible minute, which ultimately cuts into our time together, but regardless, she also genuinely knows how important it is to me and it’s a unique kind of support that I know I couldn’t expect everybody to understand.

I think creative types in general are a unique breed and sometimes it’s even more difficult because a lot of things are just really tough to explain to someone who hasn’t gone through the motions of staying up until 3am rewriting the same sentence over and over again, or worse, struggling to even get a lead on that first sentence! Then again, when put side by side with the mindless, everyday work that I’m currently doing to pay the bills, can you guess which one I’d rather be doing full time? I suppose as they say, no pain, no gain…

Daily Tweets from Twitter…

  • 11:19 Do people actually use Redbox? Compared to Netflix, I just don’t see the appeal – you still have to return them. (tinyurl.com/n84po2) #
  • 15:12 This is fucked up – tinyurl.com/kvkg8n. #
  • 22:31 @lorisaurus Are you lost??? #
  • 22:33 @lorisaurus Whassup Wyoming?! Next stop, Massachusetts! #
  • 23:03 @lorisaurus Once you get to Chattanooga, you’re officially more than halfway to my house! #
  • 23:50 Is it really still a "tribute" if all the American Idol performers did was butcher Michael Jackson’s songs??? #
  • 00:00 Bad karaoke, all around. Why couldn’t the Idol folks done some sort of cool tribute concert with past stars or something? Very lame. #

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