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• 13:58 RT @Shamu: twitpic.com/7vzx0 – Let me go all Yoda: On his hands time this guy has too much of. #
• 14:00 Enough slacking, post-vacation – a lot of writing and computering and other sometimes-less-than-fun work to get done this weekend… #
• 19:40 "Because it’s called breakfast, not brokefast." Seriously? Is that really THE BEST the marketing gurus at Dunkin could come up with?! #
• 23:20 I currently have a cooler filled with ice in the kitchen acting as my refrigerator – this must be what King of the Hill felt like… #

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• 12:16 What are you, gay, Brooksville?! We should be ENCOURAGING a lack of underwear in our communities!!! (tinyurl.com/nm3a3d) #
• 13:29 What should I have for lunch today??? #
• 14:32 And with a delicious Smokehouse Beef & Cheddar Brisket, it’s Firehouse Subs for the win! #
• 16:29 Hey, @lorisaurus – your favorite ‘za just got a bit cooler … not. RT @krisstraub: DUDES tonight let’s hit up THA HUT bit.ly/zfj19 #
• 19:43 Fridge is making noises yet again – I’m contacting maintenance this time, I swear! No more procrastination or loss of ice cream tolerated. #
• 21:08 "Simpson, I’ll teach you to make a Poupon me!" One of my favorite episodes… #
• 21:19 "Ahhh, what is it about a woman in a dumpster?" #
• 21:48 The wife just professed to liking a Miley Cyrus song she heard on the radio … the marriage was good while it lasted. #
• 22:40 My follow list in Twitter is starting to look pretty sickly – isn’t this Iranian election thing over yet?! #
• 22:51 Binwin, Aeofel, Omin & Jim Darkmagic sample characters in the latest D&D Character Builder update – how cool is that?! #
• 22:58 @pvponline, @wilw, et al – Just found the Acquisitions, Inc. sample characters in the latest D&D Character Builder update – so awesome! #
• 23:58 @lorisaurus You’d better shake it before you get down here. No sick people in Florida!!! #

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• 16:52 My car smells vaguely of bologna … not sure why, as I haven’t touched the stuff in probably 15 years. #
• 16:53 And yes, after writing that, I do realize that it makes me sound like I was some sort of bologna addict as a teenager. #

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• 11:20 But they say that I’m "overreacting" about being nervous for this cruise… (tinyurl.com/kkgbv8) #
• 11:57 @rickiep00h I don’t suppose that was for student loans? We have a bunch that we need to consolidate this fall when Sara graduates. #
• 13:39 @rickiep00h LOL – I got an auto-follow from some mortgage company for asking about your "LOAN." Gotta love keyword-oriented bots… #
• 19:43 Seriously debating going to the gym now vs. just going home. It’s so easy to be lazy after vacationing and not working out for a week! #
• 20:21 Alright, so I’m at the gym – are you happy now?! #
• 20:28 Kids are playing in the pool while it thunders and lightnings outside … that’s perfectly safe, right? #
• 21:03 So … tired … bleh. #

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• 00:21 Home Sweet Glorious, Air-Conditioned Home! #
• 15:12 RT @TouringPlans: WDW ADRs online, must go to individual restaurants on disneyworld.com : bit.ly/6OPR0 #
• 15:14 Also, just joking around about the difficulties of running a theater – who knew that it’s also a game?! (tinyurl.com/lkxmoj) #
• 18:33 Need to find me a new pair of headphones – the tape just ain’t doin’ ’em justice anymore… 🙁 #
• 18:35 Boy, my tweets are a lot more boring when I’m not on vacation! #
• 21:18 Show of hands – who agrees that sauerkraut is freaking gross?! Trying to convince the wife that sauerkraut has no place in our peaceful home #
• 22:12 @lorisaurus You’ll enjoy this one – awkwardfamilyphotos.com #

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• 12:10 So we survived the night in our rape-a-rific motel that we chose, and subsequently I think we learned something, too. #
• 12:10 Namely, DON’T BE SO CHEAP WHEN SHOPPING FOR HOTEL ROOMS BLINDLY OVER THE INTERNET!!! #
• 12:50 Back at the mall because we have a few hours to kill before our flight and it’s the only thing we knew where it was! #
• 13:09 I just love overly-aggressive food court workers pushing free samples whether you want them or not, even from 20 feet away! #
• 16:02 Minneapolis Airport – easy to arrive into, but a pain in the ass, cluster-fuck to depart from. #
• 16:03 I’m not sure which was worse – the eighteen escalators to get to Ticketing, or having to take my own checked bags to security for United. #
• 16:05 Also, why do my tax dollars pay for a dedicated line through security for 1st class airline patrons??? #
• 16:17 Wow – TSA Guy #1 was a real jerk. Didn’t say a word to anyone except the Indian woman he profiled the shit out of. #
• 16:18 At least TSA Guy #2 at the metal detector was friendly. A bit of simple common courtesy goes a long way. "Thanks – have a good day!" Easy. #
• 17:04 In the air again! Next stop, slightly closer to home. #
• 18:57 WTF?! Does O’Hare Airport not believe in air conditioning?! Thank god we’ll only be here for an hour before returning to someplace that does #
• 19:23 Funny how airport layover time just drags right up until you try to grab something to eat, and then suddenly it’s time to board! #
• 19:25 Lady in front of me is trying to customize her meal at the airport Quiznos – doesn’t the LIMITED MENU hint that they don’t do that here?! #
• 19:53 Fellow United patron is PISSED because he got bumped off our flight, despite not buying a stand-by ticket, and no volunteers to go tomorrow. #
• 20:06 Wife is a little disappointed that I didn’t want to volunteer to fly tomorrow and spend the night in Chicago, but I just want to GO HOME!!! #
• 22:46 Horrible second flight … turbulence really kicked up the anxiety … really happy to be home. #

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• 12:07 Reading hotel reviews trying to find a place to stay tonight. Does this sound like a bad one? #
• 12:07 "Afraid to turn the lights on in the middle of night for fear something might scurry away." #
• 12:08 Not sure that this one is a BAD thing – ""Continental Breakfast" was wrapped "Little Debbie" snackcakes." #
• 12:24 "There was a hole in the wall where the smoke detector should have been." Sounds like we have a winner! #
• 14:54 Radio volume in the rental car phases louder and softer as we speed up and slow down. Supposedly a "feature." but it just seems weird to me. #
• 16:00 Just arrived at Mall of America – first stop, Men’s Restroom, and let me tell you, it was AMAZING. #
• 16:38 Getting ready to ride rollercoasters with Sara. If I don’t tweet again soon, please sue Nickelodeon Studios as well as her parents… #
• 17:07 3 down, 1 to go … although I’m pretty sure I saw my life flash before my eyes on that last one. It was kinda depressing… #
• 17:16 Disoriented and sweaty, but still alive from the coasters. Net Gain: wife owes me BIG TIME! #
• 17:51 Why does Long John Silver’s sell chicken? And not even Chicken of the Sea, but just plain chicken! It just doesn’t make sense… #
• 18:05 I’m not sure what’s more amusing about the As Seen On TV store – the products themselves or that there were actually people SHOPPING inside. #
• 18:27 Reminder: I dislike toilets that auto-flush whilest you’re still sitting on them. #
• 19:04 Playing mini-golf at Mall of America – dude ahead of us just changed his kid’s dirty diaper right in the middle of the next hole. Savages… #
• 20:17 Just dropped $33 on tickets ALONE to see Terminator: Salvation in super-spiffy, "D-Box" special effects seats … should be interesting. #
• 20:18 Also, after wandering around this gigantic maze of a 4-story mall for the last few hours, my feets officially hate me. #
• 22:55 So "D-Box" at the theater was actually pretty cool – it’s about time the movie industry did something to make theater-going worthwhile! #
• 22:57 Also, it may have just been a cool trailer, but much like Terminator, I think I actually want to go see G.I. Joe now. #
• 22:58 P.S. Terminator itself was decent, although the Arnold CGI was lame. Not sure what plot development occurred for the overall story, though. #
• 23:14 The new hotel for our last night is BY FAR the rape-iest motel I’ve ever stayed in. #
• 23:15 Seriously, I’d feel safer just spending the whole night on one of those rollercoasters from this afternoon. #
• 23:30 There’s an entire drawer missing from the nightstand, the "bathroom" is a foot and a half deep, and the neighborhood envies "sketchy." #
• 23:32 Wishing we would’ve popped the extra $20 and 30-mile drive so we could stay in the hotel with the in-room jacuzzi one more night. #
• 00:01 If I turn on Cops and I see our motel in the backdrop, is that something I should be concerned about? #

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• 11:36 Friends don’t make friends wear bowties… #

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• 01:27 You know, it’s kinda hard to get excited about sleep when you know you have to get up and drive to the airport in less than 3 hours… 🙁 #
• 03:21 Ugghhh – welcome to Friday. Now let’s see if we can make this flight in 3 hours… #
• 05:13 An hour to takeoff, but at least we’re at the gate now … all clear to breathe! #
• 06:01 On plane, can’t wait to fall asleep. #
• 09:37 Interesting … Verizon realizes that I’m in a different timezone and adjusted the clock on my phone, but T-Mobile didn’t for my Blackberrry #
• 09:45 Here we go again! Next stop, Minnesota … the land of, errr, I’m not really sure yet… #
• 11:32 Arrived, and slightly less sleepy, although airplane sleep != regular, comfy bed sleep. #
• 12:08 Just picked up the rental car – $14/day and we didn’t even have to lie about working for the rental company! #
• 15:01 What kind of hotel doesn’t have an elevator? OUR HOTEL… #
• 15:02 Then again, the room does have a jacuzzi and a king-size bed that I don’t remember being told about, so maybe it all evens out in the end??? #
• 19:14 Still not fully revived, but 3.5 hour nap sure did wonders after only getting 1.5 hours sleep last night! Plane sleep didn’t even count. #
• 19:17 @lorisaurus Meh – 2.5 out of 5, but at least it beats Snakes on a Plane. I first typed Snacks on a Plane, which actually would’ve been great #
• 00:02 I will never own another clock again… (tinyurl.com/meug5r) #

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