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• 10:21 @rickiep00h SPIDER-FLU – RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! #
• 12:23 Poor, perverted headline choice, TBO – "Shark tugs man off…" (tinyurl.com/onzv4x) #
• 12:24 This just turned into one sexy shark attack! #
• 15:28 Rule of the Road: If you get honked at for not seeing the traffic light change, you don’t get to honk back. Just pay attention next time! #
• 17:23 RT @RealShamu: Animal roughly 1,000 times scarier than its name: the coconut crab. twitpic.com/62fvw #
• 17:54 Just saw a guy in a business suit get out of his car and stop traffic to help a turtle cross the road. It was actually kind of endearing… #
• 20:49 Why do applications feel the need to add all sorts of sub-folders to My Documents upon installation? They’re *MY* documents – keep out!!! #
• 21:52 Out for my walk and just passed an alligator removal truck … can’t say that I’m not at least A LITTLE concerned about that at the moment. #
• 21:54 REALLY hope that he finds what he’s looking for before I do… #
• 00:01 Rules of Manhood: Never turn anything on by hand for which you have a remote. #

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• 15:03 I hope that one day we get over the gay marriage hang up in this country-right now it’s just sad and embarrassing (tinyurl.com/q7c33h #
• 17:10 My car’s AC is not unlike that of a crappy hotel room – either arctic circle or hatching baby chicks. (RIP Richard Jeni) #

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• 19:28 We ended up blowing off the rest of the evening in favor of dinner & fireworks at the Magic Kingdom … shhh, don’t tell anyone! #
• 19:29 Also, apparently the first two levels of the AC in my car stopped working between yesterday and today, but we’ll deal with that another day. #

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• 02:13 Getting increasingly impressed that I’ve been able to print over a dozen full-color thank-yous so far, despite printer ink being almost dry. #
• 02:13 Tweeting this pretty much to myself because no one else is up at this ungodly hour… #
• 13:30 Ok, so the secret’s out – I’m putting together my first book of humor columns this weekend. And prototype for chapter one is DONE! #
• 16:43 Storming like crazy again … please don’t let the power go out when I’m knee-deep in book-building productivity… #
• 16:55 Whew – 136 pages done so far, and about 45-ish more to go. Quick break, then I’ll put this thing to bed! #accomplished! #
• 19:33 And DONE! So far we’re looking at about 192 pages, give or take a few for the table of contents and introduction. But enough for today… #
• 19:35 Also, I don’t mean to brag, but I think it came out looking REALLY good … aesthetically, anyways. 🙂 #
• 21:00 @krisstraub Casino. In fact, screw the laundry! #
• 21:01 @krisstraub Real answer would be a do-it-yourself car wash, but that’s not nearly as much fun… #
• 22:50 Fridge is acting up again, giving me a bad feeling that I’ll be going for a midnight ice run to CVS here shortly… #

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• 14:55 It’s raining a lot outside right now. (note: expect this recurring Twitter post for the next five months … welcome to the rainy season!) #
• 22:44 There’s not a single chocolate brownie mix to be found in our entire pantry … why, cruel, yet merciful god, why?! #
• 22:46 Also, it sounds like there’s someone knocking from the inside of our fridge … is that something I should be concerned about? #

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• 14:14 And my day of running around in prep for creative weekend begins – first stop, Target! #
• 14:45 Just arrived at Target and there was half an eaten sandwich in the bottom of the first cart I reached for. Off to a good start! #
• 15:07 Why would I want to open a Target Account AFTER I’ve finished paying for my stuff??? #
• 15:52 I have returned home (briefly) with HoneyBaked sustenance. Next stop – the mall! 🙁 #
• 15:54 Side note: while I didn’t make the entire trip without breaking into said ham deliciousness, I got stuck in traffic so I think its justified #
• 16:16 Food stuffs consumed, now onward to ocular rejuvenation! (picking up new contacts) #
• 16:42 Why do I always get stuck behind the driver who insists on SLOWING DOWN when they approach a green light??? Green != Yellow #
• 19:10 Take note: I hate shopping for shoes. 7 different stores in the last three hours, but nothing worth buying! The misery continues… #

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• 09:44 Fact: It’s impossible to look manly while power-walking. #masculinityfacts #
• 11:02 Trying to decide if we can get a HoneyBaked Ham to nibble on over my extended weekend without me totally pigging out on it. #
• 14:09 Returning to Supercuts after six weeks of living in fear – hopefully the same violent brute of a hairstylist won’t be working this afternoon #
• 14:33 Well, Ms. Scissorhands wasn’t working, but they had too long of a wait – nothing like postponing potential misery… #

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• 11:40 @lorisaurus There’s an App for that … iPhone??? #
• 15:56 Just realized that Memorial Day is a week earlier than I had thought – 4-day weekend is now only a day away! #
• 17:10 "Bacon Salt – because EVERYTHING should taste like bacon!" I love it… (www.baconsalt.com) #
• 20:21 Just ate at Cici’s Pizza for the first … and last time. So what’s appealing about mediocre, buffet pizza sans Chuck ‘e Cheese??? #

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• 11:42 It has been decided that we’re getting Chick-Fil-A for lunch … the excitement builds. #
• 12:51 Brace yourselves, folks – it’s time to experience the chicken-based enlightenment that only Chick-Fil-A can offer! #
• 23:00 VERY happy to be pulling into the garage after almost an hour of driving in the pouring rain… #
• 23:26 Had to dispose of a really huge cockroach that Sara killed with a book earlier today – I can handle some bugs, but NOT cockroaches! #

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• 16:12 @rickiep00h Better make it a good one! #
• 16:57 ANOTHER $5/bag unless you pay baggage fees in advance online?! Screw you, United! (tinyurl.com/pytx5k) #dontflyunitedcuztheysuck #

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