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• 13:58 Downloading 48.6 MB of old mail into Outlook … I can’t believe I’ve pretty much only used webmail for the last five months! #
• 14:03 Ok, that wasn’t too bad, but here’s the ugly one – importing my 1.1 GB PST file from my old desktop… 🙁 #
• 14:09 Damn it – Outlook left everything on the server like I asked, but also marked it all as READ when it downloaded my mail. Stupid son-of-a-… #
• 16:00 It’s never good to look out on the horizon and see dark clouds EVERYWHERE when you’re cruising in your convertible without an exit in sight. #
• 16:02 Or worse yet, WHY ISN’T MY DAMN UMBRELLA IN MY CAR?!?!?!?! #
• 17:09 I hate shopping for shoes because they never have anything similar to what I had before. I need to just buy two pairs at a time… #
• 17:16 Also, I think that the automatic soap dispensers in the mall bathroom are obscene. Please don’t ask me to explain – just think perverted. #
• 17:23 Mall Chinese food is kind of like sex – even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. #

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• 01:18 @lorisaurus You would deprive them of their Grandma’s totally amazing birthday cakes?! #
• 14:17 Car repair finally done … hopefully. At least have to hand it to Firestone for standing behind their work. #
• 14:25 Good grief, HoneyBaked Ham deli sandwiches are delicious! Smoke Stacker on an egg-twist bakery roll – magnifique! #
• 18:38 @davekellett Just placed an order for two books – did I make the cut-off? #

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• 00:16 Power restored! Excuse to show up late for work tomorrow eliminated… 🙁 #
• 11:07 Dear Dell Financial Services: If I can’t make a same-day payment on my due date without a $9.95 fee online, that’s not actually my due date. #
• 11:10 What kind of tech company takes 3 – 5 days to process a payment online, anyways?! #
• 19:07 Eek – gas is creeping up there again! Over $30 to fill my tank… #
• 22:35 It’s a very toady evening … no offense to the Mushroom Kingdom. #
• 22:49 With regards to the world of exercise, I think I’ve underestimated the joys of stretching. #
• 22:52 There are a lot of bugs out after the rain, which leads to creepy walking. Time to get to eatin’, frogs and toads! #
• 23:07 Just think, if I had gone to the gym earlier like I was supposed to, I could be home eating a sandwich right now. #

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• 10:52 Car is currently at the shop to look at the leaky AC. Estimate is $600. Ouch… #
• 11:06 @rickiep00h Indeed. The thing is, the AC works fine, but the drain is clogged so it leaks all over the passenger floor instead of outside. #
• 17:17 Enjoying the show of watching somebody else argue with the auto repair guys … does that make me a bad person? #
• 18:27 Got the car back, ahem – $700 later. Let’s hope the swimming pool by my wife’s feet will be no more after that bill… #
• 18:32 And now it’s raining like the dickens outside. We need it, but not in my car… #
• 18:34 I’m not sure which is more amusing – that Kanye West hates Twitter, or that Kanye West blogs period. (tinyurl.com/q4ohpg) #
• 21:28 Just finished up humor columns to cover through the rest of May – man, does having a buffer just feel better! #
• 21:32 Car repair place seems to have messed with my seat and now it doesn’t feel right… #
• 22:06 Hmmm … it’d be nice if the car repair guy would’ve plugged back in ALL of my dash lights when he finished up my car… #
• 22:07 Oh noes!!! The power is off, so I can’t pull into my garage OR cook a delicious grilled cheese sandwich after a long day! #
• 22:27 Power outages are a sad reminder of why you need to stock more dry goods in your pantry. So hungry! #
• 22:58 Dinner obtained via the nearest fast food joint; now to see how long Sara’s laptop battery will last with How I Met Your Mother on DVD… #

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• 10:16 @rickiep00h Snakes on a Plane 2: …except now it’s giant sharks flying AT the plane! Brilliant. #
• 10:18 LOL – RT @RealShamu: Evolution Has a Sense of Humor, Vol. 9: The proboscis monkey twitpic.com/5178d #
• 10:50 @rickiep00h I agree, although I still remember the thunderous applause that erupted in the theater when Samuel L. Jackson finally said it… #
• 12:06 @lorisaurus The correct response is "Thank you! I certainly will, kind Sir, and a good time to you, too, wherever the day may take you." #
• 17:30 First new D&D game tonight … will Torinn of Ravenclaw, the Dragonborn Fighter with an honor to uphold, advance to level 2??? #

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• 14:25 Just watched the shuttle take off. Not the best view here in Tampa, but the concept of sending people into SPACE never ceases to amaze me! #
• 15:01 Holy cow, these kids are creative! Go vote now for Doodle 4 Google – tinyurl.com/64odxp #
• 17:44 "We’re all familiar with the tragedy of being you…" @jonathancoulton, you are awesome! (tinyurl.com/o8ownh) #
• 19:38 At the gym, mentally jeering other exercisers towards failure in hopes that they will give up and I can use one of their machines… #
• 19:41 Girl on the elliptical next to me reminds me of Sarah Marshall from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and not in a good way… #
• 19:59 We’re working out today to the classic hit country tune, Forever and Ever Amen. Somewhere, a personal trainer sheds a single tear. #
• 20:00 At least now we know what country bumpkins shred their pecs to, though… #
• 20:04 "Don’t tell my heart…" #
• 22:03 Gotta love Word 2007’s spell check – "I don’t have any recommendations of how to spell that CORRECTLY, but I still think it’s wrong." #
• 22:14 Geeks of the world, it’s time to stand proud – tinyurl.com/oe2rk9 #

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• 14:51 Word to the wise – don’t wish Happy Mother’s Day to women who aren’t actually MOTHERS!!! Sensitive subject for some… #
• 17:15 Watching Science Channel show searching for Goblin Sharks – there’s some creepy shit down there 1,000-feet deep in the Pacific Ocean! #
• 17:18 These spider crabs and deep sea sharks make bears and alligators actually not seem so bad… #
• 17:20 Frill Shark – would hate to run into one of these things while diving! (tinyurl.com/b3bo2v) #
• 21:55 Why is it that we buy breakfast beverages like milk and juice in gallons, but soda is in liters??? #
• 23:57 Just finishing up The Celebrity Apprentice – does Trump EVER choose a winner or do we just keep going to commercial breaks forever?! #
• 23:59 Prediction – Annie wins. #
• 00:00 Wow – I got THAT one wrong! Probably damage control for Trump at this point because clearly all the celebs didn’t even come back, but…meh. #
• 00:00 And … goodnight! #

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