One Trip to the Hospital, Two Trips to the Hospital, Ah Ah Ah…

What. A. Week. 😯

Where do I even begin?! It’s been a week of tests, a week of chaos, a week of hospitals.

Yes, I said hospital(s) … as in plural … multiple hospitals!

Ok, well it was technically the same hospital, just with multiple visits… 🙄

I was actually going to write about visit #1 the other day, and I didn’t even get a chance before we were on our way to visit #2! So yeah, that’s how my week has gone… 😛

The first trip surprised us just after lunchtime on Tuesday, and stemmed from some overnight tests that the doctor’s office had just gotten the results back from … you know, one of those gross, pee ones!

I joke about it now, but that was a pretty scary moment in time because the way it was presented to me was – “They want me to go to the hospital because I might be preeclamptic and they might have to deliver the baby today.”

She’s only 33 weeks right now and it’s definitely too early, so I raced home as sanely as I could manage – on the way, Bob Marley’s Jammin’ came on the radio, which I took as an amusing, little sign that I needed to calm down and do what I needed to do! 😉

Thankfully, everything was fine and after a couple of hours of monitoring, we were on our way and even still made it to our final childbirth class that night, which was nice because it was probably the most beneficial of the three!

It was a little crazy, but we figured that everything was ok and went to our first of two doctor’s appointments today when, just before leaving the high risk doctor, she decided to take Sara’s blood pressure and then came back, “So I’m going to send you to the hospital…”

Don’t get me wrong – it’s actually fantastic that they’re being so cautious with everything, even though my wallet isn’t exactly feeling the same way because I think in total we’ve been to hospitals four times since we got pregnant last August. Ironically, the most recent hospital is currently working on renovations, so maybe this is just how I’m supposed to do my part – I don’t know! 🙄

Anyways, today’s visit was only a couple of hours, too, and we made it home not long before company got here for Sara’s baby shower this weekend. As far as we can tell, the baby shower is still on for Saturday, presuming I get a day off from taking her to the hospital and all! The nice thing is that I’m getting really good at driving down there, and she’s already got a bag packed from the last two times … so I guess if anything, this has been good, expensive practice???

As a side note, the delivery date has basically been moved up to mid-month and now I’ve pretty much been relegated to doing just about everything from dishes to laundry to painting the baby’s room, etc… No pressure there!

Happy Birthday, Twitter!

Apparently this was my very first tweet, posted to The Big T almost six years ago and dug up from the Twitter graveyard just in time for Twitter’s 8th birthday! Between now and then I’ve actually posted 8,822 more of them, most of which were about things that I was about to eat or things that I found amusing in the grocery store.

Hey, everybody’s gotta have a hobby… 😉

So what was your first tweet???

A banking solution … long-term-ish.

More thoughts after my big old rant about the banking industry earlier tonight … mainly, even though we literally spent like two hours at our local Wells Fargo last week updating accounts and rearranging things, and even though the lady was super-nice about it all, I just can’t help but think that if I’m really against all of this predatory banking crap, we really shouldn’t be banking with them.

Go figure – Sara actually has an account with one of the local credit unions from her teaching days that we’re trying to move away from … albeit it’s not the greatest account in the world.

Still, I pulled up the terms for Grow Financial – another one nearby that literally just opened a new branch 6.2 miles from my house – and well, the difference is kind of staggering…

Checking Accounts

  • Wells Fargo – earns 0.01% APY on any balance over $500; would have a monthly fee if not for my mortgage being with them
  • Grow FCU – they offer a regular “free” checking that doesn’t gain interest, but also a Grow Green Checking that offers a whopping 2.50% APY on balances up to $5,000 (with conditions on direct deposits, debit card use, and e-statements), and then 0.15% above $5,000.

And just to be clear, using an example $5,000 balance for each – in one year’s time, Grow would pay out $125 in interest while Wells Fargo would pay out $0.50. 😯

Savings Accounts

  • Wells Fargo – earns … the same as my checking at 0.01% APY; they had a money market account that I was trying to get, but the terms were confusing and the bump would’ve only been up to 0.03% or 0.05% anyways
  • Grow FCU – basic savings is 0.10% APY … still not great, yet 10x what their competition offers! Also has another option for a Get Fit Savings where you can only deposit $400/month, but you earn 0.35% APY instead and when you reach $10,000, they give you $100.

Comparisons: On a $5,000 balance, Wells is at $0.50 (0.01%) / $1.50 (0.03%) / $2.50 (0.05%), whereas Grow is looking at $5 (0.10%) and $17.50 (0.35%).

Credit Cards

  • Wells Fargo – this was a very sore subject that inspired my last post – interest rate they offered was between 12.15% – 25.99% and they settled on giving us 21.15%. 🙁 Only upside is that it does offer 0% interest for 12 months, which we’ll probably be exploiting.
  • Grow FCU – they seem to offer a range of 11.24% – 15.24% for similar rewards cards, with introductory rates from 1.99% – 8.99%. Also notable, however is that in their penalty terms, if you pay late twice within 12 months, your rate jumps to 18% for six months, NOT INDEFINITELY!!! This is such a pet peeve with Chase, I want to punch somebody right now just thinking about it…

And of course, there are other accounts to compare, too, like our mortgage (which Wells does better) and my business accounts and so on … and I think that’s where this all starts to get complicated because I think what’s really holding me back from switching right this second (or at least when they open in the morning) is a few things:

  1. I don’t want to be that asshole who just took up two hours of the bank lady’s time last week and is now telling her, “Nevermind – close ’em all out…” Granted, I could always go to another branch or do it over the phone or something, but it’s a hassle.
  2. I don’t think our credit can survive moving everything at once. Case in point, we had a hard enough time getting the credit card and that came in at a rate that nearly had me doubled over when I opened the envelope! Whereas Wells Fargo is sort of working with us to help refinance and consolidate some things (with the 0% for 12 mos, and also a line of credit for another loan), there’s no way the credit union will be able to do the same things after we just opened everything at Wells Fargo a week earlier.
  3. We now have a lot of our banking at Wells Fargo. Because this was my original point – to get everything under one roof because it would be easier! My mortgage is there, my one credit card is there and we’re about to have another, plus our checking and savings, and they have investment options (I have no idea what their terms are for this – haven’t researched it yet). I do all of our finances each month, and the idea of being able to just do simple transfers between accounts seemed like such an easier way to do it…

Yet I think I know what the right thing to do is … at least in the long-term.

As much as I’d love to have everything safely underneath one online banking roof, I’m just not sure how much sense it makes to keep banking with one of the big guys who A) I have so much animosity towards for doing the things that they do, and B) for having such little regard for the consumers, even though they’re eager for me to have all of these not all that great accounts with them. And it’s not like the interest that Grow is offering is life changing … I think that’s how I’ve shrugged off focusing on those numbers in the past – by just saying that they all suck right now, but then again, if/when interest rates do start to climb again, it makes only sense that a credit union would rise higher/faster than the big banks simply because they’re already ahead to begin with.

If we were to get to the point where we have upwards of $25,000 in the bank between savings and checking and whatnot, we could be looking at a couple of hundred bucks a year in interest at Grow’s current rates.

At the best possible rate that Wells Fargo offered (money market – 0.05%), I would have to deposit nearly $400,000 to see the same $200/year return in interest.

🙄

So I’m not sure what I’m going to do just yet, but I’ve got a few ideas. One is to maybe see about opening up an account and trickling a little money in each month so that we can get the hang of it. I’d really be curious to see if there’s an “easy” way to transfer money from my regular checking over to Grow like we used to do with ING before they got gobbled up by Capital One … even if it takes a few days, if we just move enough over to start some savings and maybe pay a few bills so as to meet the transaction requirements, that could be a start and a way to see if it’s actually right for us.

It’s weird because when I first started looking into all of Wells Fargo’s options for these new accounts that we setup, I was really excited because somehow it made me feel more grown-up that I was organizing my finances properly – all nice and neat in one place, and with a national bank that was a big name. My Grandpa even did some banking with them (although I think his main bank was Chase), and it felt like I was moving in the right direction because they already own my mortgage, other debts, etc…, and because via their acquisition of Wachovia, I’ve had an account with them for a long time…

And all of that is good and swell until you start to look at the numbers on the paper, and get pissed off about a 21.15% interest rate, and you start to realize that they’re in it to make money, which is why all of their APRs seem ridiculously high and their APYs seem ridiculously low.

It probably doesn’t help that I almost did this once already when we were trying to buy our house, and another local credit union gave us such a runaround on the fees and the terms of the mortgage and what we actually qualified for compared to what they pitched us, and the sign-on bonuses that we missed out on because we didn’t open accounts in the right order … all of that nonsense I think kind of bittered me to credit unions in general for a couple of years, so when a month into our mortgage we learned that Wells Fargo had bought our mortgage from the original lender anyways, the reaction was, “Cool!” instead of just “Ok…”

At the end of the day, some of this stuff might take a while because we do need to let our credit recover by paying down some of these debts that are just going to spike our scores too high for a credit union to touch anyways, but I think it’s time to start dabbling in the credit union world – especially if we can figure out a way to try a few things without diving in headfirst.

Because let’s be honest, if your bank’s CEO makes $20 million a year with your rates in the basement, he’s probably not very likely to just drop it back to $15 million a year so that you can share in the wealth, too… 😕

What the hell happened to consumer banking?!

Fair warning: This is probably going to be a long post … because I’ve been fuming about this topic all weekend…  😡

So as I mentioned last week on Twitter, the wife and I are currently going through our finances in preparation for the baby who’s scheduled to be joining us in just under 46 days from now, and for the first part of it last week I thought that we were doing pretty good.

We finally consolidated checking and savings accounts after 7 years of marriage.

We even got some info on college funds for the little guy.

I think the problems started, however, when I actually thought that maybe we could catch a break and refinance a few things to make paying down some of our debts a bit easier…

Chase was the first one to cause me grief because after 6 years of on-time payments, I had the audacity to ask for a lower interest rate. Apparently some time long, long, LONG ago … so long ago, in fact, that chase doesn’t even have record of why they did it! … I missed a payment or went over my limit or something, and so Chase took it upon themselves to jack my APR up to the penalty rate of 24.14%.

Ok, fair enough. Them’s the rules … but seriously, it’s been a long time since that … whatever it was … and I kind of thought that after being such a long-standing customer (nearly 10 years), maybe they’d cut me some slack and at least reduce me back down to the APR that they offer to random Joes off the street – 14.14%.

Nope.

Hahaha!

What are you, nuts?! How do you think this works???

Two different reps – a regular one and a supervisor – both informed me that due to a rule that Chase made in 2009, the company no longer reduces APRs for anything increased prior to 2009. Sour grapes, anyone?

So I was pretty pissed about that because I’ve had this card for a long time and people always love it when they see my card design and the rewards are useful because we pretty much live at Disney World anyways, but ok. Fuck them. I did send an e-mail to the CEO of Chase Friday night as one final plea before I close out my account, but I don’t really expect much to happen – the guy got a raise up to $20 million this year, even after participating in the decimation that was the housing crisis not so long ago, so chances are he doesn’t really give a shit about me paying him an extra $1,000 in interest each year when he literally makes that in the first 8 minutes of his workday.

😕

Next up, we shift back to Wells Fargo who we’ve currently elected to do pretty much all of our banking with, and as a part of that transition, we opened up a new joint credit card to replace one of Sara’s that will be going away.

Well, today those cards came in the mail … along with the final terms, because they can’t tell you the APR in branch anymore, just how much MONEY they’re going to give you!!!

…at an interest rate of 21.15% a year…

And therein lies my frustrations because as I look at all of these APRs that have been bestowed upon me over the last several years, I can’t help but notice that I feel like I’m in a hole, and instead of loosening the flow just enough to give me a chance to pull myself out, these banks are there at the top just piling on more and more dirt as each month passes.

It’s funny how recently I got a rejection notice for credit from one of them because my revolving lines of credit have balances that are too high, and yet do you think that any of them will consider actually dropping my APRs just a smidge to give me a chance to actually pay some of them off?!

I think it’s a real telling sign on both the new Wells Fargo credit card listed above, as well as the credit line that we used to get our living room furniture around Christmastime, that they’ll give you all the credit you want, but you can forget about the interest rate being anywhere near what one would refer to as “reasonable.”

And no, I don’t consider anything over 20% to be reasonable.

Because the thing is, I used to be able to get a credit card at less than 10%, and 18% was considered a shitty APR. I also used to be able to put money in a savings account and actually have it earn interest. A real number, even – like 5-10% … none of this bullshit today where my brand new savings account with Wells Fargo earns me a whopping 0.01% in interest per year.

To put that in perspective, if I give my bank $10,000 to hold onto for an entire year, next March they’ll have a cool $1 bill waiting for me in interest… 😯

It’s to the point where Sara and I decided that we’re not even going to open a savings account for our kid when he’s born. He’ll have a college fund that a portion of his birthday money, etc… will go into, and the rest can go in the piggy bank that sits on his dresser … because how am I supposed to teach the kid about the interest-side of savings when if he puts $10 from Grandma in his savings account, at the end of the year his deposit has earned him exactly a tenth of a penny???

Aside from not having direct access to go blow it as easily, you’re literally better off “saving” your nest egg in the cushions of your couch because at least there you’ve got the random chance of finding an extra dime or quarter that might’ve fallen out of somebody else’s pockets!

I guess my problem is that when it comes down to it, maybe I don’t really understand how banks work today. My understanding from growing up was that people and businesses give the banks their money as deposits and they get a little back as interest for letting them use their money, and in return the banks then lend that money out to other people for a higher interest rate so that they’ve got something leftover for themselves when they’re done paying their depositors.

Well, something must’ve changed because it sure seems as far as I can tell that the banks don’t need my money anymore … on account of only offering me a fraction of a percent to borrow it from me. And instead, they’ve decided that it’s just much more profitable to simply live off of my interest on the money that they lent to me … wherever it may have actually came from!

Think about it – mathematically, why in the world would you ever pay someone 8% to loan their money out at 12% when you could just as soon loan money out at 25% and keep it all for yourself?! 😡

It’s why the word predatory gets thrown around so much with bankers lately because that’s really how they’re acting – they know that people have overextended themselves, and so once you’re at the end of your rope, what’s the sense in cutting you any slack? Except for bankruptcy, but that doesn’t really seem to phase anybody these days, either. Why should I get a break on my interest rates when I’m making my minimum payments already. Sure, they’re exactly that – minimum payments, but at least the bank gets their share…

The truth is, it’s really frustrating to look at the amount of debt – not even counting the house – that we currently have today, and to look at the amount of money that we pay each month just for the purpose of borrowing that money … it’s a lot, needless to say. We could definitely have some nice weekend stays over at Disney – on a monthly basis – if it wasn’t for all of the cash that we blow in interest payments every single month.

But it’s a vicious cycle and they start us very young – I turned 18 before my senior year of high school and remember bragging to my friends about my brand new credit card that came with a $300 limit and I don’t even know what the APR was. Even before that, my Mom let me use one of hers to buy some music equipment that to this day still sits under a sheet in her basement … credit card debt has followed me for damn near half my life at this point, and right now it’s currently got a stronger grip than it ever has before.

Don’t get me wrong – we certainly had fun with it and I certainly don’t regret the experiences, but it is kind of depressing to think that in the grand scheme of all this time that I’ve been borrowing, I probably could’ve gone on twice as many vacations and bought twice as many Legos with the massive amounts of money that Iof ‘ve paid year after year, just for the privilege of having that money a little bit sooner than it would’ve taken us to earn it…

It takes so much discipline to pay off your debts, and I say that as somebody who’s regularly added two more for each account that I’ve closed over the years, but I’d like to think that we’re getting closer to getting our shit together in our own house to finally make a difference. It’s hard when something new always seem to pop up when you least expect it, but we’ve also been getting better at saving money to pay for those types of things so that at least we can use our own money instead of having to borrow it from someone else at 20%.

Who knows – maybe this newfound anger with be enough to help us get things moving in the right direction once again, so that maybe we can actually try to raise our son in a home where half the contents aren’t made possible by a deceptively generous revolving loan from Chase Manhattan Bank. With all of the money that this kid is going to cost us, the last thing that we can afford to do is be pissing money away each month on credit card interest… 😳

Kudos to Keurig!

So I figure that if I’m going to spend as much time as I do bitching about bad customer service, the least I can do is also share the stories when one of these companies actually does something right! 😉

Anyways, this is actually a pretty quick one – our Keurig machine stopped working a little while ago. You’d turn it on and it’d make all sorts of sounds like it was sucking up water, but then it wouldn’t actually do that.

So after a fair amount of procrastination, I called up Keurig and after a few minutes of troubleshooting to see if I could clear out the clogged nozzles or whatever on my own, the girl took down my address and said that my replacement would arrive in 3 – 7 days … simple as that!

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All they asked in return was to send a part from the broken machine back as proof that it was defective … no 20 questions, no trying to schlep their responsibility by arguing about what the warranty does and doesn’t cover – just a company that actually stands behind its product, which is pretty refreshing when you consider corporate America’s past track record!

Thanks again, Keurig – you’re definitely one of the good guys! 😀

Dream Journal : Quiet on the Set

So apparently I was working on a movie, and I must’ve had a fairly important role because I was randomly present on the set for a day of shooting and everyone was surprisingly nice to me!

Maybe I wrote the movie or something … I guess that would kind of making sense?

Anyways, my Dad was visiting for the day, just basically sitting in a chair at the end of a long table underneath a tent watching everyone running around doing stuff, and I was coming by to see how things were going.

Matt Damon was the star of the movie, who was very nice and very cool to my Dad, and was described as saying, “I’ve got all sorts of signed bumper stickers that I’ve got coming at your head!” Matt was actually sitting at the table a few feet down, and smiled and nodded when I walked up.

Sam Raimi was the director, or at least the guy who I always confuse as Sam Raimibecause he walked up holding a camera and I said to him, “Hey, Sam…” like it was no big deal.

Then I turned around for the real reason that I had walked over – someone had wheeled in a gigantic row of shelves full of tapes, and various staffers were already browsing them, seemingly grumbling so. I scanned the shelves for a minute and picked out two that I had come in search for – they weren’t regular VHS tapes, but more like those larger tape cartridges like computers used to use.

Then I turned back to my Dad and chuckled as I told him, “Isn’t it sad that the only reason all of this is going in the movie now is because of that sexual harassment charge?”

I didn’t say the next part, but I got the distinct feeling that *I* was the one with said charge… 😯

Inspiration. On Writing.

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The E.L. Doctorow one in the middle is my favorite because it’s the one that I find myself faced with the most often. I tend to procrastinate and wander and do a lot of things in the name of writing that aren’t really writing, so maybe having that quote right in my face will help to break the habit and get back to typing words a little bit!

Runners up that nearly made the board…

“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.” — Robert Heinlein

“Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay the rent.” — Neil Gaiman

“You can make anything by writing.” — C.S. Lewis

Lowe’s Credit Center and the Challenge Question That Wasn’t…

Did I click to the wrong website or has my challenge question been transformed into some sort of challenge riddle?

How does one answer the question that isn’t one???

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Keeping in mind that this is the same website that for six months required that I setup my challenge questions every single time I visited as if each visit was my first, this doesn’t really surprise me. Thank god the same people who run their credit website aren’t the ones who sell me stuff at the store… 🙄

“What’s it feel like to be the last black president?”

This was very unexpected and awkwardly hilarious! Even though I’ve seen the show before (the Justin Bieber one is great – “I’ve just never interviewed a seven year-old before…”), I had to keep reminding myself that it wasn’t a serious interview. It almost made me yearn for maybe some outtakes or something because save for a couple of times when you can see the slightest smile crack through, President Obama did a knock-out job of nailing the dry humor that makes Between Two Ferns great!

Also, this is pretty cool, too… 😉