Here’s a late-night text message conversation that transpired between Sara and I while she was at work that I found pretty amusing. For background, she’s a phlebotomist (takes people’s blood) at a local hospital…
Sara: I just had to go into the room of a pervert…
Scott: What makes you think that he was a pervert???
Sara: He was playing with his penis the whole time I was in the room, and when I stuck him (with the needle to take his blood), he said “Yeah, give it to me, baby…”
Scott: Ok. Yeah, that’s pretty perverted…