- 18:33 What do YOU think, Twitter? Does each door held in a single building deserve its own thank-you, or is it courteously ok to omit any… #
- 18:34 …subsequent thank-yous after that given for the first door??? #importantquestions #asktwitter #
- 18:36 You know what I’m talking about – three doors ten feet apart each … "Thank-you!" … "Uh, thank-you…" … *whisper/mutter* "thanks…" #
- 19:08 Just got stuck behind a really slow car from Ontario … I wonder if they were thrown off guard by the lack of moose here in Florida. #
- 19:12 Our moose here are much shorter and have more menacing teeth
– we call them "alligators." # - 19:14 Can you imagine if you combined the two, though?! Either one individually is scary enough – you certainly wouldn’t fuck with an ALLIGOOSE!!! #
- 19:15 Or would it be MOOSIGATOR??? #youdecidetwitter #twistedanimalhybrids #
- 21:39 Humor Column Teaser: this Friday’s edition features a special guest appearance by quail eggs and back bacon – you heard it here first! #
- 23:21 It’s always a little sad having to delete a really funny paragraph that I just can’t fit into the new flow for a column. #
- 23:22 Ultimately, I think I’m replacing it with
something better, but I still hate to have to toss the little guy away… š #
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