Reasons Why Being Sick Sucks

January 31, 2011 3:28pm
  • I feel “yucky.”
  • I’m bored.
  • One hour I’m hot, then the next I’m freezing – I feel like I’m an old woman going through menopause.
  • I have a lot of work to do that isn’t getting done.
  • I can’t get past level 3-5 on Angry Birds.
  • I want to eat, but I don’t want to eat.
  • I was already sick recently around Christmastime, so rumor has it there was still some infection lingering that is now resurfacing. Isn’t that double-dipping???
  • Cold showers are a torturous way to reduce someone’s fever when they’re already freezing.

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