Customers Who Viewed This Item Are Fucking Weird…

The 85″, $40,000 TV that everyone is linking around because the customer reviews are hilarious…

…and yet what really did it for me weren’t the reviews, but the other recommended purchases… 😯

Can I interest you in a Men’s Black Collared Body Harness Mankini???

Maybe the one, the only Hutzler Banana Slicer, or even if you’re looking to do a little Infant Circumcision Training on the side…

Or your girlfriend just has a somewhat disturbing fetish for Black Beauty…

Of course, if your one and only goal is simply Don’t Be Bald, then the people who viewed this $40k TV have also got you covered there, too…

I guess?!?!?! 😕