Dream Journal : Alien Home Invasion
This was a weird one! It all started with a small, furry, and very persistent animal in the front yard that no one could quite identify. It was clear that there...
Tag: weird
Toddler Minded Nipping Turtle
Story Time! David and Christopher have been growing this expanding foam turtle for a couple of weeks now. It’s the kind that starts out super tiny and the...
Dream Journal : Fragments
It was a bizarre cross between a cub scout meeting and a D&D game, and we were trying to solve some sort of puzzle. There were other groups “competing...
Are you sure you don’t want a banana???
I was singing the chorus to this old classic from Tally Hall to the kid while we were walking through Walmart earlier this evening … decided to show him t...
“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…”
I don’t know what it is about this movie because it’s really just awful, but there’s something about its awfulness that makes it ideal for tur...
Dream Journal : The Blaze
I was still living with my Mom when we came home to find that our house was on fire. I frantically called 911, but the operator was aloof to the point where I s...
Dream Journal : Senior High, Revisited
It started off as the first day of my senior year of high school. Except apparently in this version of high school you actually registered for classes on your f...
Is anyone really FOR animal cruelty?!
These kinds of things that circulate around Facebook amuse me … I know they’re just meant to be shared as a way of showing your support, but the way...