SNL Digital Short-Off

What is the best Saturday Night Live Digital Short of all-time???

It’s Dick in a Box … no contest … but apparently the folks over at Hulu felt like having a contest anyways, so a few days ago they announced a five-round duel of sorts to ultimately declare Dick in a Box the winner.

You should go vote anyways – it’s kinda fun to flip back through some older favorites. Click back to the Round 1 page to see the full list (including the ones that have already been voted off), then hop back to Round 3 to vote for Dick in a Box and whatever else should take 2nd – 4th places…

Happy, err, “voting!” 🙂

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73450

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73454

http://www.hulu.com/watch/239640

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73123

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1596

 

Love Is…

…letting your wife sign you up for the same stupid Facebook games that she plays so that she can gift herself stuff through your account, all the while knowing that they’re also going to spam the hell out of your wall as long as they have permission!

Headlines!

I’ve really been enjoying a lot of the posts that have been coming out of The Onion lately … kinda makes me yearn for the days when we used to dabble a bit in the fake news with Just Laugh.

I’ve actually tried writing a few new ones of my own here and there – it’s fun to knock on more “current events” because my regular humor column tends to focus on random things in my life as opposed to national news … I just don’t really have anywhere to put them right now!

Some day … but until then, here were some of my favorite headlines that I’ve seen lately… 🙂

 

Fight for Space – Exploring the Future of Human Spaceflight

I thought that this looked like a pretty cool documentary – I’m certainly not too thrilled myself with how politics have sidetracked space exploration here in America over the last few years, and I enjoy listening to informed people talk about just how much the space industry has given back to society and why it’s so important to our future.

This is another neat, creative venture that I discovered via Kickstarter – I’ve been finding a lot of worthwhile projects worth kicking a few bucks on there lately, so if space is your fancy and you’d like to hear more from the likes of Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye, consider backing them yourself. I’m really looking forward to seeing how this one turns out!

“You didn’t build that…”

A lot of distorted nonsense got flung around last week after President Obama spoke those words in a speech about social responsibility. People heard what they wanted to hear and twisted it to say that all of the great business people of our nation’s history weren’t responsible for their works after all … which is complete and utter hogwash.

Science fiction writer John Scalzi posted a good self reflection of it yesterday:

A Self-Made Man Looks At How He Made It
http://whatever.scalzi.com/2012/07/23/a-self-made-man-looks-at-how-he-made-it/

Nobody lives in a vacuum in the United States of America. Whether you’re rich or poor, republican or democrat, smart or dumb – everyone relies on other parts of society for something, and you’re a fool if for the last week you’ve been trumpeting anything otherwise. Our President’s words weren’t intended to take anything away from people who’ve been successful in their lives, but simply to remind us of the importance to pay those same securities forward that we’ve all enjoyed ourselves living together as a civilized nation.

Let’s take another look at the entire quote in its full context…

“You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there.  It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there. If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”

These words were intended to implore select individuals to shed aside the poisonous arrogance that makes them believe in their hearts that all of their vast wealth and success is a result of them and them alone, because it’s that kind of greed and blatant disregard for the society they live in that’s casting a divide throughout America right now. Unless you built your fortunes a thousand miles away from society out in the woods somewhere, random people helped you to get where you are today, be it through social services, taxpayer subsidies, police and fire protection, a public education, or even just a helping hand to get across the street when you were five.

Give thanks and a helping hand to the next guy on down the line – that’s really the takeaway from all of this. And if you don’t feel that you owe a debt of gratitude to anyone else for everything around you, then maybe you need to stop and take another look.

Thin Post : Scott’s Weight Loss Reckoning

67 days and counting…

It’s been a rough summer.

A summer of pitfalls and excuses, failings and fresh starts.

I honestly haven’t really felt good about my weight loss efforts in months.

That ends now.

Back in February I set a big goal that I wanted to lose 35 pounds by the time I go on my cruise at the end of September. In the last 5 months, I’ve seen a net loss of about of those pounds (I say “about” because I’m honestly not entirely sure offhand what my current weight was when I set that goal). The point is, I had 31 weeks to lose 35 pounds, which resulted in a seemingly paltry 1.1 pounds/week, and yet now here I am about 9.5 weeks out from sailing and I still have roughly 28 pounds left to go.

…or 2.9 pounds per week…

😐

I still have faith that I can reach my goal, but it’s going to take a lot of work and a lot of discipline that I’ve clearly been slacking on in the past. I know that 3 pounds/week is kind of insane, but I need to do something better than what I’ve been doing lately. It’s time to stop messing around and actually take this seriously for a change, which means no more neglecting my workouts, no more sneaking extra dessert because I’m extra stressed out that day, and no more staying up until 4:00am because it’s the only way that I can get anything done.

Last Friday I made an offer to my wife in hopes of helping her kickstart her own efforts – I told her that for every week that she lost 3 pounds/week, I’d give her $100 towards buying new clothes before we go on the cruise. We later amended the goal at her suggestion to be every 3 pounds instead of 3 pounds/week to avoid the demoralization of almost hitting 3/week and then plateauing thereafter. It seems only fair that I hold myself to the same standard, even if I don’t have the same financial incentive waiting there for me at the end.

Not for nothing, but buying new clothes isn’t really much of an incentive for a guy who just wears solid colored shirts and shorts, anyways!  😉

I know that I’ve made this promise a dozen times already, but for the sake of moving forward, here are my extremely aggressive goals for myself over the next 7 days…

  • Keep my daily calorie intake under 2,200 calories every day. Ideally 2,000 calories, but I’m going to allow a little wiggle room as long as I do my exercise.
  • 7 days of my regularly scheduled dog-walking cardio (3-5 miles per night).
  • 6 days of strength training, alternating between sit-ups and push-ups.
  • 2 random days of yoga, via WiiFit.
  • 2 random days of extra cardio, most likely swimming this week.
  • Each night go to bed a little earlier than I did the night before.

Tall order, but I’m done fucking around. It’s time to take this seriously and lose some mega weight in time for this cruise.

By the way, I weighed in this morning and was down 2.4 pounds from last week, so I figure that’s kind of a good start…  😀

I Am Big Bird

This seems like a fun Kickstarter project that I found earlier today – a group of filmmakers are putting together a documentary about Caroll Spinney, the man behind the feathers of Big Bird (and Oscar the Grouch) for the last 43 years…

I’ve seen a handful of clips on YouTube about him and he seems like he’d just be a really fun guy to be around … I suppose you’d kind of have to be if you’re in the business of children’s television! Of course, probably the most moving one I’ve ever seen was when Big Bird sang It’s Not That Easy Being Green at Jim Henson’s memorial service … though the Bluebird of Happiness part of Follow That Bird was quite the tear-jerker, too, as I do recall!  😥

Anyways, it looks like it could be an interesting watch and I’m always on the lookout for more behind-the-scenes footage with the original Muppet performers!

Eagle Scouts Stand Against BSA’s Anti-Gay Policy

Last week I got a little worked up about the Boy Scouts of America going out of their way to reaffirm their position on homosexuality, so I’ve got to say that it was a little comforting today to find that many others who achieved the rank of Eagle just as I did in my youth now feel exactly the same way…

Eagle Scouts Stand Up to the Boy Scouts of America
http://boingboing.net/2012/07/23/eagle-scouts-stand-up-to-the-b.html

I don’t know if I could go so far as to renounce the award that I worked the better part of my teenage years to achieve myself, but nonetheless I stand with these other Eagle Scouts with the same anger and disgust that this beloved organization that taught us so much and helped mold us into the men we are today continues to latch onto select primitive policies that even go against the very words that we all would recite over and over again in the Scout Oath and the Scout Law before and after each troop meeting.

There’s nothing honorable in excluding someone just because they’re different, whether it be for their sexual orientation, the color of their skin, or how many matches it takes them to light a campfire in the rain. We were taught the virtue of remaining forever mentally awake and morally straight, but if there’s one important thing that I’ve learned since in my adult years, it’s that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being gay and from then on it’s always bothered me that this righteous organization that did so much to help form even my own character still at its core harbors values of hatred and bigotry that future generations simply don’t need any part of.

I have countless memories of the years I spent both as a Cub Scout and later in Boy Scouts as I became a young adult. I earned the highest ranks available in both groups, and also was elected by my peers to take part in the Order of the Arrow, a subset of the BSA focused on camping and service. My very first job was working as a staff member at our local scout camp, where I then spent the next five summers teaching other scouts about nature & ecology until I spent my last years managing other staff members as an area director as well. Multiple trips down to the Florida Keys with my patrol and later my venture crew ultimately lead me to want to relocate down to Florida permanently. Nearly all of my best friends throughout my childhood, I met and subsequently shared adventures with thanks to the Boy Scouts of America…

It’s in recounting all of these pivotal moments in my youth that I know in my heart that the BSA is better than this. A friend who I worked with at camp commented last week that though all of these same ignorant views existed when we were in scouts as well, for the most part it was really only those at the very top who ever really supported the BSA openly refusing gays, and even if that may still be true today, to me that’s all the more reason why it’s time for these antiquated men at the BSA Executive Office to step aside and allow someone else to lead our organization who’s truly aligned with the morals that Scouting stands to represent for our nation’s youth.

The days of pretending that the BSA isn’t really against gays are a thing of the past, and as a proud Eagle Scout from Troop 1 of Gaylord, Michigan, I say that it’s high time that the Boy Scouts were represented by leaders at the national level who preach of moral equality for everyone.